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MadBiscuitLady
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Also friends and anyone sick of having to click through 800 posts to get here, I have created a tumblr sideblog for this save that is a little easier to follow and allows me to be more wordy. biscuitladysinnkeepers.tumblr.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Samantha, from outside the door: Is it gone?
Ed: Oh yeah, wrecked their shit. They'll think twice about coming back here that's for sure!
June 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ed takes vanquishing monsters that live under his daughter's bed very seriously.
June 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You guys need to stop being so goddamned adorable all the time. (Please don't stop actually).
June 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Who the hell is Charles??? 🐔
May 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Clearly giving them a swing set was a good choice. 😌
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Samantha: Is Dad okay?
Ed: He's just jealous. He'll get over it, you'll see.
Stede, from the window: I heard that!
Ed: See? He's fine!
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Samantha is not above ranking her parents, and Ed comes out on top.
Ed: *I'm* the favorite. 😏
Stede: It's not a competition Ed. (Secretly hurt about it)
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ed never really had a formal education, his mom taught him to read, write, and count. Everything else he learned on the job, so seeing what kids actually have to do for school work is intimidating...
May 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Another birthday for Samantha! This one was a bit lackluster, Stede's energy was in the red, so he helped her blow out the candles and immediately went to bed.
Samantha: Dad didn't want cake?
Ed: Eh, more for us.
May 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Kia sings the ancient song of her people, "I Can See The Bottom Of My Food Dish (My Humans Want Me To Starve)" Not to be confused with such other timeless hits as "Pet My Fluffy Tummy (No, Not Like That)", and "Running Through The House (I Just Took A Dump)".
May 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You can make a show of considering it all you want Ed, we all know it to be true. 😑
May 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't know what Samantha asked him, but it caused a visible conundrum in Stede's brain.
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
No one may have seen you tuck that germy flower into the bouquet, but I'll always know you did that. 😑
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Stede is finally getting around to testing his skills at flower arranging after ages of the table collecting dust in the shed. He may have been unprepared for perils of pollen.
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Samantha is in bed, time for the adults to have a little night float. Floating in a sea of stars. ✨
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Actual 8 hours of rain ambience for relaxation and sleep NO ADS
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kia is hoping that if she just ignores the child, it will simply go away. This is not the case and Kia was instead serenaded by Samantha attempting to make cat noises at her for several minutes.
May 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ah, the ups and downs of potty training...
May 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ed, you are a giant dork.
May 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kia allows Samantha to pet her, but she's not happy about it. She was here first after all.
May 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Stede does actually like spending time with his daughter too! He does dramatic bedtime story readings and makes sure she's all tucked in for the night.
May 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM