just read masochist instead of massachusetts

just got asked what i brought for lunch while holding my diabolical combo of french toast and diced chicken

i accept heb butter tortillas as payment

i want nothing more than the strength of this woman who opened an ipa at 6am on my flight and is now crocheting. not that i would open an ipa ever 🫶

this morning i fell on my ass while cleaning the snow off of my car. at 4:15 am in the middle of downtown.

honestly i’m so tired i can’t even remember the experience, so that’s fine too