Madam Mayhem
@madammayhem.bsky.social
She/her • 44 • Pansexual • Solo poly
Welcome to the Mayhem…
Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus
https://linktr.ee/Madam__Mayhem
Welcome to the Mayhem…
Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus
https://linktr.ee/Madam__Mayhem
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There’s a Nurse Mayhem SPH video arriving on my spicy page soon…
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
There’s a Nurse Mayhem SPH video arriving on my spicy page soon…
145kg deadlift PB, just in case my Muscle Mummy status was in doubt…
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
145kg deadlift PB, just in case my Muscle Mummy status was in doubt…
Let’s play a game…how many of these people did I have to block for sending unsolicited dick pics and sexual messages?
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let’s play a game…how many of these people did I have to block for sending unsolicited dick pics and sexual messages?
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I’d love to say it’s all the hard work at the gym but it’s not.
I got it from my mumma…good genes.
The quads I’ve worked for though, so I’m proud of those puppies.
I got it from my mumma…good genes.
The quads I’ve worked for though, so I’m proud of those puppies.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’d love to say it’s all the hard work at the gym but it’s not.
I got it from my mumma…good genes.
The quads I’ve worked for though, so I’m proud of those puppies.
I got it from my mumma…good genes.
The quads I’ve worked for though, so I’m proud of those puppies.
Been there, done that, got the divorce. I’m now non-monogamous and solo poly. I don’t ever want to be married again, live with a partner or have kids. I enjoy deep connections but I also love my own company and space.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Been there, done that, got the divorce. I’m now non-monogamous and solo poly. I don’t ever want to be married again, live with a partner or have kids. I enjoy deep connections but I also love my own company and space.
My taste has become more expensive, haha. I’ve been replacing my cheaper sets and now invest in really good quality, luxury pieces. I’ve always been drawn to more architectural styles than floral ‘girly’ designs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My taste has become more expensive, haha. I’ve been replacing my cheaper sets and now invest in really good quality, luxury pieces. I’ve always been drawn to more architectural styles than floral ‘girly’ designs.
I’m currently obsessed with Candy Kittens…the rhubarb and custard flavour is delicious!
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m currently obsessed with Candy Kittens…the rhubarb and custard flavour is delicious!
Just one?! There are so many. Mostly involving play parties and group combinations.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just one?! There are so many. Mostly involving play parties and group combinations.
Someone who actually wants to get to know me and doesn’t just treat me as an object for their sexual gratification. I want people who add to my life, don’t just use me to better theirs.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Someone who actually wants to get to know me and doesn’t just treat me as an object for their sexual gratification. I want people who add to my life, don’t just use me to better theirs.
I’m fairly sure it started with sexting. I’ve always been an exhibitionist but the encouragement from dating younger people gave me the confidence boost to take it further (and further).
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m fairly sure it started with sexting. I’ve always been an exhibitionist but the encouragement from dating younger people gave me the confidence boost to take it further (and further).
Never! Quite the opposite…I feel like an imposter most days. Though I’ve definitely had those self realisation moments around my sexuality and non-monogamy.
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Never! Quite the opposite…I feel like an imposter most days. Though I’ve definitely had those self realisation moments around my sexuality and non-monogamy.