Nooria
@madameyoki.bsky.social
How I feel knowing my email job is going to ask me to work overtime again tomorrow
February 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
How I feel knowing my email job is going to ask me to work overtime again tomorrow
I’m like the guy from slum dog millionaire, as in my childhood trauma has filled me with a barrage of fun facts and made me seem freakishly smart
February 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m like the guy from slum dog millionaire, as in my childhood trauma has filled me with a barrage of fun facts and made me seem freakishly smart
Faye Webster’s voice is like one you would expect a voice actor to do for a character except that’s her reality
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Faye Webster’s voice is like one you would expect a voice actor to do for a character except that’s her reality
What is a “guilty pleasure?” There is no pleasure I indulge in that I feel guilt for
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What is a “guilty pleasure?” There is no pleasure I indulge in that I feel guilt for
Everyone needs to experience a Korean body scrub. I think you should show hole to a random lady at least once in your life
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Everyone needs to experience a Korean body scrub. I think you should show hole to a random lady at least once in your life
My server at kbbq said she liked my hair and when I told her I do it myself she asked if I was a hair designer. Replied yes cause I’ve decided lying is coming back in a big way this year
February 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My server at kbbq said she liked my hair and when I told her I do it myself she asked if I was a hair designer. Replied yes cause I’ve decided lying is coming back in a big way this year
I may be lonely now, but this feeling won’t stay forever. 2025 is gonna be such a good year
December 31, 2024 at 1:04 PM
I may be lonely now, but this feeling won’t stay forever. 2025 is gonna be such a good year
I heard that if you fart at pilates the instructor stops the class and strangles you out back
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I heard that if you fart at pilates the instructor stops the class and strangles you out back
I am about to go get my feet sanded down to oblivion. Free will is a beautiful thing and we should all use it more often.
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I am about to go get my feet sanded down to oblivion. Free will is a beautiful thing and we should all use it more often.
*sigh* I ENJOYED SONIC 3-
**gunshots**
**gunshots**
December 27, 2024 at 1:29 PM
*sigh* I ENJOYED SONIC 3-
**gunshots**
**gunshots**
Studies show that I might be a bit evil, but my beautiful face has conditioned me to view myself through a rose colored lens
December 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Studies show that I might be a bit evil, but my beautiful face has conditioned me to view myself through a rose colored lens
My favorite part about getting ready is spraying my perfume into the atmosphere and twirling through it like a little fairy
December 8, 2024 at 4:54 PM
My favorite part about getting ready is spraying my perfume into the atmosphere and twirling through it like a little fairy