Madame Reedz
@madamereedz.bsky.social
Social Services Worker. Paralegal. Cottagecore Addict. Disabled and surviving on spite and caffeine. Follow for the most unhinged hobbit lawyer jokes and the realism Cottagecore forgets to mention about old houses and farm life.
Last night a rip formed in the screen of our kitchen window. Co-Counsel Prospero and Opposing-Counsel Pyewacket escaped. While Prospero returned home almost immediately, I found Pyewacket this morning having been struck by a car and killed.
Pyewacket Scallywag Tealeaf Esq.
Pyewacket Scallywag Tealeaf Esq.
September 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Last night a rip formed in the screen of our kitchen window. Co-Counsel Prospero and Opposing-Counsel Pyewacket escaped. While Prospero returned home almost immediately, I found Pyewacket this morning having been struck by a car and killed.
Pyewacket Scallywag Tealeaf Esq.
Pyewacket Scallywag Tealeaf Esq.
First night of her story and Victoria Riddle had a conversation with the Church of Caine devotee about faith being a prison, made friends with a puppy that is *definitely not a Gragrel Elder in disguise*, and was gifted a disembodied finger complete with a friendly bonus haint. #hecata #vampire #vtm
August 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
First night of her story and Victoria Riddle had a conversation with the Church of Caine devotee about faith being a prison, made friends with a puppy that is *definitely not a Gragrel Elder in disguise*, and was gifted a disembodied finger complete with a friendly bonus haint. #hecata #vampire #vtm
New character debuting tonight for an Appalachian Horror VtM. The amount of people deeply confused at the idea of a Hecata Granny Witch makes me think people get too stuck on the Mafia side and forget the necromancy violence inherent in the system. I'll be over here with my bones and baby snakes🐍.
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
New character debuting tonight for an Appalachian Horror VtM. The amount of people deeply confused at the idea of a Hecata Granny Witch makes me think people get too stuck on the Mafia side and forget the necromancy violence inherent in the system. I'll be over here with my bones and baby snakes🐍.
Lydia Dorsey. Professional problem childer Che king in for duty. Absolutely live my Lasombra boss man, being his social media manager is the best job. What do you mean the Cam don't like technology? Boomers...
(last one)
🩸Thin Blood Starter Pack
😎Half monster, full nightmare
💡Inspiration: Let The Right One In x Akira
⛓️Weakness: You're barely Kindred
📝Storytellers: make blood alchemy weird and cool
♟Duskborn are either the future or the ending
🩸Thin Blood Starter Pack
😎Half monster, full nightmare
💡Inspiration: Let The Right One In x Akira
⛓️Weakness: You're barely Kindred
📝Storytellers: make blood alchemy weird and cool
♟Duskborn are either the future or the ending
August 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Lydia Dorsey. Professional problem childer Che king in for duty. Absolutely live my Lasombra boss man, being his social media manager is the best job. What do you mean the Cam don't like technology? Boomers...
Huh, it's been 2+ months since I posted.
Update time I guess:
1. Got fired
2. Job hunting sucked
3. Went through extensive training for new job
4. Clients folded contract 3 days before go live
5. Massive spinal pain for no reason
6. Apparently herniated or possibly ruptured 2-3 disks
Update time I guess:
1. Got fired
2. Job hunting sucked
3. Went through extensive training for new job
4. Clients folded contract 3 days before go live
5. Massive spinal pain for no reason
6. Apparently herniated or possibly ruptured 2-3 disks
June 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Huh, it's been 2+ months since I posted.
Update time I guess:
1. Got fired
2. Job hunting sucked
3. Went through extensive training for new job
4. Clients folded contract 3 days before go live
5. Massive spinal pain for no reason
6. Apparently herniated or possibly ruptured 2-3 disks
Update time I guess:
1. Got fired
2. Job hunting sucked
3. Went through extensive training for new job
4. Clients folded contract 3 days before go live
5. Massive spinal pain for no reason
6. Apparently herniated or possibly ruptured 2-3 disks
The executives are not functioning today as I am post infusions and all of the dizziness has set it. Co-counsel Prospero and Opposing-Counsel Pyewacket however are both in functioning order and patrolling for spring birds.
April 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The executives are not functioning today as I am post infusions and all of the dizziness has set it. Co-counsel Prospero and Opposing-Counsel Pyewacket however are both in functioning order and patrolling for spring birds.
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Gwynne Wilcox, a member of the National Labor Relations Board, arrived at headquarters on Monday to a crowd of supporters after being reinstated by a federal judge.
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Gwynne Wilcox, a member of the National Labor Relations Board, arrived at headquarters on Monday to a crowd of supporters after being reinstated by a federal judge.
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In what could be a pivotal case as Trump seeks to reshape the federal workforce, the judge ruled that “an American President is not a king—not even an ‘elected’ one—and his power to remove federal officers and honest civil servants like the plaintiff is not absolute.”
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In what could be a pivotal case as Trump seeks to reshape the federal workforce, the judge ruled that “an American President is not a king—not even an ‘elected’ one—and his power to remove federal officers and honest civil servants like the plaintiff is not absolute.”
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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The FAA is close to canceling a $2.4 billion contract with Verizon to overhaul the communications system that serves as the backbone of the nation’s air traffic control and is awarding the work to Musk’s Starlink. Follow the money and see where it goes.
February 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The FAA is close to canceling a $2.4 billion contract with Verizon to overhaul the communications system that serves as the backbone of the nation’s air traffic control and is awarding the work to Musk’s Starlink. Follow the money and see where it goes.
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✋
Who is ready to bring it?
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Attorney General Pam Bondi disbanded an FBI task force investigating foreign influence operations, including those targeting U.S. elections. Additionally, she restricted enforcement actions against individuals who fail to disclose lobbying on behalf of foreign governments.
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi disbanded an FBI task force investigating foreign influence operations, including those targeting U.S. elections. Additionally, she restricted enforcement actions against individuals who fail to disclose lobbying on behalf of foreign governments.
Shower cat has returned from his brief breakdown during which he became strictly a "hide in the closet and scream at the floor" cat. Now he's dissociating into the drain. Today I would like also scream at the closet floor and dissociate into the shower drain. #TooMuchNews #TheAmericanExerience
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Shower cat has returned from his brief breakdown during which he became strictly a "hide in the closet and scream at the floor" cat. Now he's dissociating into the drain. Today I would like also scream at the closet floor and dissociate into the shower drain. #TooMuchNews #TheAmericanExerience
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A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
Jan. 6 video evidence has 'disappeared' from public access, media coalition says
A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
www.npr.org
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
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my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
4 hours in on a Tuesday and this hobbit is debating if I can get clients to pay me in fancy baked goods after one just brought me a huge box of soft baked cookies from the bakery that made my wedding treats because she heard they are my favorite. #HobbitLaw #CookiesForBreakfast #BuyLocal
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
4 hours in on a Tuesday and this hobbit is debating if I can get clients to pay me in fancy baked goods after one just brought me a huge box of soft baked cookies from the bakery that made my wedding treats because she heard they are my favorite. #HobbitLaw #CookiesForBreakfast #BuyLocal
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Nearly $7 million has been “apportioned” over the past week to cover DOGE-related expenses.
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nearly $7 million has been “apportioned” over the past week to cover DOGE-related expenses.
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This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen.
Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !”
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !”
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca
In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.
globalnews.ca
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen.
Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !”
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !”
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
Opposing Counsel Pyewacket is very displeased that we are in the middle of a deep clean of the bedrooms in this house after two full weeks of prolonged sick. He would like if I never used a mop, swiffer, or vacuum ever again in his presence.
February 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Opposing Counsel Pyewacket is very displeased that we are in the middle of a deep clean of the bedrooms in this house after two full weeks of prolonged sick. He would like if I never used a mop, swiffer, or vacuum ever again in his presence.
Opposing counsel Pyewacket would like to file a motion to demand that I stop doing laundry because thus basket full of sweaters and wool socks is his now and I am absolutely not allowed to touch it. May it please the court.
#opposingcounselpyewacket #lawyercat #hobbitlaw #overworkedparalegal
#opposingcounselpyewacket #lawyercat #hobbitlaw #overworkedparalegal
February 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Opposing counsel Pyewacket would like to file a motion to demand that I stop doing laundry because thus basket full of sweaters and wool socks is his now and I am absolutely not allowed to touch it. May it please the court.
#opposingcounselpyewacket #lawyercat #hobbitlaw #overworkedparalegal
#opposingcounselpyewacket #lawyercat #hobbitlaw #overworkedparalegal
Having just sat through so many conversations about this particular 80-90s kid experience of living through *that panic* and having to explain it isn't satanic... this feels timely and valid.
I didn't know my conversation was being recorded.
Doubly true for Vampire, #Vamily
Doubly true for Vampire, #Vamily
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Having just sat through so many conversations about this particular 80-90s kid experience of living through *that panic* and having to explain it isn't satanic... this feels timely and valid.
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
My son's endocrinologist called this morning. She's heartbroken and so am I. This executive order could kill my child and thousands of others. How does one just make the arbitrary decision that children do not know their own needs or that parents cannot care for them? Please explain it like I'm 10.
Over the last ten years I have watched far too many people I once called friends make comments about how they "support trans lives except they think puberty blockers are dangerous and we should only let children transition as adults". So I'm going to explain how that language will kill my cis child.
January 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My son's endocrinologist called this morning. She's heartbroken and so am I. This executive order could kill my child and thousands of others. How does one just make the arbitrary decision that children do not know their own needs or that parents cannot care for them? Please explain it like I'm 10.
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.