Madeline De la Croix
@madameofthemorgue.bsky.social
+ Head of the Morgue and Embalmer for the Ministry
+ Doctor and sorceress under the service of the Ministry
+ Taxidermy Enthusiast
+ Born in the 60s - She / Her
//rp account, admin is 20 | +18 MDNI
+ Doctor and sorceress under the service of the Ministry
+ Taxidermy Enthusiast
+ Born in the 60s - She / Her
//rp account, admin is 20 | +18 MDNI
It is a funny shirt.
One that envokes a particular imagery... but it's not an unwanted one.
One that envokes a particular imagery... but it's not an unwanted one.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is a funny shirt.
One that envokes a particular imagery... but it's not an unwanted one.
One that envokes a particular imagery... but it's not an unwanted one.
Mh, well it is quite fitting for you, in more ways than one, and it's a free shirt.
..it has a peculiar meaning as well.
..it has a peculiar meaning as well.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Mh, well it is quite fitting for you, in more ways than one, and it's a free shirt.
..it has a peculiar meaning as well.
..it has a peculiar meaning as well.
Is it a positive gift?
One of my subordinates once handed me a similar shirt.. I think they did it as a joke.
One of my subordinates once handed me a similar shirt.. I think they did it as a joke.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Is it a positive gift?
One of my subordinates once handed me a similar shirt.. I think they did it as a joke.
One of my subordinates once handed me a similar shirt.. I think they did it as a joke.
I think you're already doing an amazing job with it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think you're already doing an amazing job with it.
I think it doesn't capture your essence enough.
I'd be pissed to.
I'd be pissed to.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think it doesn't capture your essence enough.
I'd be pissed to.
I'd be pissed to.
I think that would be a good view.
But let's see if you will heal first.
But let's see if you will heal first.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think that would be a good view.
But let's see if you will heal first.
But let's see if you will heal first.
You could, but I discourage it.
Maybe you'll end up begging for me for help.
Maybe you'll end up begging for me for help.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You could, but I discourage it.
Maybe you'll end up begging for me for help.
Maybe you'll end up begging for me for help.
Well then if things don't resolve by themselves, I'll be the one poking and proding at you and your body.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well then if things don't resolve by themselves, I'll be the one poking and proding at you and your body.
I like reminding you of those fun entanglements.
I'm the doctor here, so just trust me. If this cold persists, peraphs visit the clinic and one of my subordinates will examinate you.
I'm the doctor here, so just trust me. If this cold persists, peraphs visit the clinic and one of my subordinates will examinate you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I like reminding you of those fun entanglements.
I'm the doctor here, so just trust me. If this cold persists, peraphs visit the clinic and one of my subordinates will examinate you.
I'm the doctor here, so just trust me. If this cold persists, peraphs visit the clinic and one of my subordinates will examinate you.
I know perfectly well how your constitution works and your body's weaknesses. Thoroughly.
I've also seen you sneeze and cough the other day. Just drink some warm chicken broth and you'll be fine.
I've also seen you sneeze and cough the other day. Just drink some warm chicken broth and you'll be fine.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I know perfectly well how your constitution works and your body's weaknesses. Thoroughly.
I've also seen you sneeze and cough the other day. Just drink some warm chicken broth and you'll be fine.
I've also seen you sneeze and cough the other day. Just drink some warm chicken broth and you'll be fine.
It doesn't sound optimal for work.
But I think you just caught a cold.
But I think you just caught a cold.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It doesn't sound optimal for work.
But I think you just caught a cold.
But I think you just caught a cold.
I'm glad that explaining my brilliant operation has convinced you at least to not report me.
Otherwise I would've had to use more... unorthodox methods.
Otherwise I would've had to use more... unorthodox methods.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm glad that explaining my brilliant operation has convinced you at least to not report me.
Otherwise I would've had to use more... unorthodox methods.
Otherwise I would've had to use more... unorthodox methods.
I'm implying, or rather just stating, that I replaced your kidney with a better one.
You're getting old, of course an enhanced organ would help you in the future, instead of your ordinary one. I think you should actually thank me for this.
You're getting old, of course an enhanced organ would help you in the future, instead of your ordinary one. I think you should actually thank me for this.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm implying, or rather just stating, that I replaced your kidney with a better one.
You're getting old, of course an enhanced organ would help you in the future, instead of your ordinary one. I think you should actually thank me for this.
You're getting old, of course an enhanced organ would help you in the future, instead of your ordinary one. I think you should actually thank me for this.
An improved and enhanced one, with magic, that I totally did not put in the place of his real kidney without him even knowing.
Sure, that person may now have a nut allergy as a side effect, but there's much less chances for kidney stones, that's the cost of progress and science.
Sure, that person may now have a nut allergy as a side effect, but there's much less chances for kidney stones, that's the cost of progress and science.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
An improved and enhanced one, with magic, that I totally did not put in the place of his real kidney without him even knowing.
Sure, that person may now have a nut allergy as a side effect, but there's much less chances for kidney stones, that's the cost of progress and science.
Sure, that person may now have a nut allergy as a side effect, but there's much less chances for kidney stones, that's the cost of progress and science.
Your feet/paws may be dirty ,so make sure they're clean and dry.
Still, I discourage you from stepping on snow with bare feet. Wear footwear, I need you healthy for your duties.
Still, I discourage you from stepping on snow with bare feet. Wear footwear, I need you healthy for your duties.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Your feet/paws may be dirty ,so make sure they're clean and dry.
Still, I discourage you from stepping on snow with bare feet. Wear footwear, I need you healthy for your duties.
Still, I discourage you from stepping on snow with bare feet. Wear footwear, I need you healthy for your duties.
Do not call me vile, you wicked man.
I've just complimented your organs and you treat me like this. I was even willing to return it at a fair price.
You're a fortunate man to have a body and organs that can compensate for your rotten attitude.
I've just complimented your organs and you treat me like this. I was even willing to return it at a fair price.
You're a fortunate man to have a body and organs that can compensate for your rotten attitude.
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Do not call me vile, you wicked man.
I've just complimented your organs and you treat me like this. I was even willing to return it at a fair price.
You're a fortunate man to have a body and organs that can compensate for your rotten attitude.
I've just complimented your organs and you treat me like this. I was even willing to return it at a fair price.
You're a fortunate man to have a body and organs that can compensate for your rotten attitude.
I think it's a lovely addition to my desk.
But if you want it back, what do you offer in exchange?
But if you want it back, what do you offer in exchange?
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think it's a lovely addition to my desk.
But if you want it back, what do you offer in exchange?
But if you want it back, what do you offer in exchange?
Luckily, your kidney is sitting on my desk peacefully.
It looks quite pretty, so congratulations.
It looks quite pretty, so congratulations.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Luckily, your kidney is sitting on my desk peacefully.
It looks quite pretty, so congratulations.
It looks quite pretty, so congratulations.
And how do you know I haven't succeeded?
I'm really good at healing scars.
I'm really good at healing scars.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
And how do you know I haven't succeeded?
I'm really good at healing scars.
I'm really good at healing scars.
Try it and you'll find yourself with a missing kidney by midnight tonight and something else inside you instead.
Good evening.
Good evening.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Try it and you'll find yourself with a missing kidney by midnight tonight and something else inside you instead.
Good evening.
Good evening.
It could be anyone, what a peculiar thing to say.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It could be anyone, what a peculiar thing to say.
I wonder who did it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I wonder who did it.
Good.. feline.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Good.. feline.