Madame Chapeau 🎩
@madamechapeau.bsky.social
Middle-aged. Belgian. Brusselaar. A wifey and two cats. Used to fish, metal detects when possible. Former candlemaker. Closet witch. Did I mention Belgian? Coffee, beer, Pringles. Prefers Mickey, can't stand Donald. 🚫 DM = Blocked.
So I guess Christmas is coming?
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So I guess Christmas is coming?
Found on Reddit 😂
October 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Found on Reddit 😂
What are you reading today?
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What are you reading today?
Unfortunately, just a cracked windscreen. And as usual, CNN knows nothing.
October 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Unfortunately, just a cracked windscreen. And as usual, CNN knows nothing.
You can count on him to be the one looking like a complete moron...
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You can count on him to be the one looking like a complete moron...
Can we take a break from all the current shitstorm for a few minutes to mourn the passing (and celebrate the life) of Jane Goodall...
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Can we take a break from all the current shitstorm for a few minutes to mourn the passing (and celebrate the life) of Jane Goodall...
Considering? Should have happened already...
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Considering? Should have happened already...
But I'll take it....
July 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
But I'll take it....
Seen in Helsinki 👍
May 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Seen in Helsinki 👍
Spending a few days in beautiful Helsinki 🇫🇮
May 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Spending a few days in beautiful Helsinki 🇫🇮
I mean, I admire the technical prowess but WHO THE FUCK would want to live there rather than on Earth ?!?
May 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I mean, I admire the technical prowess but WHO THE FUCK would want to live there rather than on Earth ?!?
My weekly self-accountability post 🤗. #quitsmoking
May 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
My weekly self-accountability post 🤗. #quitsmoking
Performing an exorcism on my timeline. Meise botanical gardens, Belgium.
May 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Performing an exorcism on my timeline. Meise botanical gardens, Belgium.
Congrats Canadian friends !!!
That's great news to wake up to.
Now elbows all the way up!
That's great news to wake up to.
Now elbows all the way up!
April 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Congrats Canadian friends !!!
That's great news to wake up to.
Now elbows all the way up!
That's great news to wake up to.
Now elbows all the way up!
April 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There will be apples 🍎
April 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
There will be apples 🍎
THAT'S who she reminded me of! Diana!
April 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
THAT'S who she reminded me of! Diana!
And way down we go...
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And way down we go...
Block that shit...
April 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Block that shit...
Ignorants! It's not the right frog, it only works with these:
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Ignorants! It's not the right frog, it only works with these:
Bought *nothing* from Amazon since this:
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bought *nothing* from Amazon since this: