I've twice written to the local school about their continued use of X. They use it to update parents when children are on trips, or doing other activities. The standard response is that they're looking at other options, yet nothing changes.

You wouldn't say that if you smelt him. Whilst on the walk today, he got about 500metres out and started rolling. 3 showers and a trip to the shops for pet deodoriser, he's now tolerable. Worse than a Glastonbury toilet.

Weird, I didn't see him walking to the ring with the Eubanks and 50Cent last night.

I said this to friends earlier, be careful what you wish for Nige!

And hilariously elsewhere in the country, a Reform led council has tied itself in knots balancing the requirement for Christmas lights against the poorly hung England flags that went up in the summer 🤦‍♂️🤣

And they clearly kept coming back for more if your dreams anything to go by. Boy must have had some game. 🤣

I'm interested in the backstory. Something, something, Lorraine Bobbitt, something, something. 🤣

The trait that Alonso hasn't won in an Aston Martin, and neither has Stroll.