The Mad King - Kirby XIII
@mad-king-kirby.bsky.social
Completely and utterly bonkers, Darling!
The Glasgow based Gaymer
18+ NSFW
The Glasgow based Gaymer
18+ NSFW
Ordered a new birthcertificate after changing my name legaly and they made a typo and now I legaly don't have a birthdate so..... that's a thing that can happen
May 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ordered a new birthcertificate after changing my name legaly and they made a typo and now I legaly don't have a birthdate so..... that's a thing that can happen
Katy Perry:
Has a once in a life time opportunity people can only dream of.
Turns it into an advert for her tour.
ew.
Has a once in a life time opportunity people can only dream of.
Turns it into an advert for her tour.
ew.
April 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Katy Perry:
Has a once in a life time opportunity people can only dream of.
Turns it into an advert for her tour.
ew.
Has a once in a life time opportunity people can only dream of.
Turns it into an advert for her tour.
ew.
I buy in second hand goods, the amount of people who respond with “I could get more money on ebay”
WELL NO SHIT!?
But I have to pay Tax, VAT, use my own time & pay you cash in hand there & then.
Good luck with your 7 day auction, eBay fees, postage & Packaging and waiting 2 weeks to get paid
🙃
WELL NO SHIT!?
But I have to pay Tax, VAT, use my own time & pay you cash in hand there & then.
Good luck with your 7 day auction, eBay fees, postage & Packaging and waiting 2 weeks to get paid
🙃
March 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I buy in second hand goods, the amount of people who respond with “I could get more money on ebay”
WELL NO SHIT!?
But I have to pay Tax, VAT, use my own time & pay you cash in hand there & then.
Good luck with your 7 day auction, eBay fees, postage & Packaging and waiting 2 weeks to get paid
🙃
WELL NO SHIT!?
But I have to pay Tax, VAT, use my own time & pay you cash in hand there & then.
Good luck with your 7 day auction, eBay fees, postage & Packaging and waiting 2 weeks to get paid
🙃
I never liked the cover for the Metal Gear solid Master collection Vol 1, So enjoy my fan made version AND also what I'm manifesting Vol 2 to contain!
#MetalGear
#MetalGearSolid
#MetalGear
#MetalGearSolid
March 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I never liked the cover for the Metal Gear solid Master collection Vol 1, So enjoy my fan made version AND also what I'm manifesting Vol 2 to contain!
#MetalGear
#MetalGearSolid
#MetalGear
#MetalGearSolid
Ah yes, Superdrug… I’ll get a bottle of perfume, some new mascara, a hair dye kit and some wax seals so when I write to Frodo my mail won’t be read by the goblins…
March 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ah yes, Superdrug… I’ll get a bottle of perfume, some new mascara, a hair dye kit and some wax seals so when I write to Frodo my mail won’t be read by the goblins…
Because as a child I would be told things like "you're anoying, no one likes you" and that shit's stuck with me for almost 30 years... :/
why does my brain always default on “i’m annoying no one likes me” WHYYYY
March 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Because as a child I would be told things like "you're anoying, no one likes you" and that shit's stuck with me for almost 30 years... :/
My friend is having a threesome right now…. I’m sitting alone playing a video game called squirrel with a gun… it’s about a squirrel who’s got a gun… 🙃
March 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My friend is having a threesome right now…. I’m sitting alone playing a video game called squirrel with a gun… it’s about a squirrel who’s got a gun… 🙃
Clean my shower? And then what, give my car a lift into town? Grow up.
March 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Clean my shower? And then what, give my car a lift into town? Grow up.
Is there anything Kotaku actually like? All they seem to do is nit pick and slag off every thing whether its Games, Movies or Products, all of their reviews are negitive....
Hasn't been the same since they did away with Kotaku UK :/
Hasn't been the same since they did away with Kotaku UK :/
The New Last Of Us PS5 Controller Looks Bland And Boring
You aren't getting The Last of Us Part III, but at least you can buy this ugly DualSense controller
kotaku.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is there anything Kotaku actually like? All they seem to do is nit pick and slag off every thing whether its Games, Movies or Products, all of their reviews are negitive....
Hasn't been the same since they did away with Kotaku UK :/
Hasn't been the same since they did away with Kotaku UK :/
Police: You’re going to jail for forgery
Kirby: *hands them a £47 bill* What about now?
Kirby: *hands them a £47 bill* What about now?
March 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Police: You’re going to jail for forgery
Kirby: *hands them a £47 bill* What about now?
Kirby: *hands them a £47 bill* What about now?
March 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Anytime I see anything about Billy Connolly these days, it’s some pretentious wanky bullshit that I feel 90’s-the everyday man’s comedian, Billy Connolly, would hate. :/
March 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Anytime I see anything about Billy Connolly these days, it’s some pretentious wanky bullshit that I feel 90’s-the everyday man’s comedian, Billy Connolly, would hate. :/
Hey @sittingonclouds.net All of your Fly.Inc links to download OSTs dont work. I verify I'm human, then it asks me to disable my ad blocker (Even tho it says I don't have to but it locks your screen until you do) When I try with no ad blocker, no button loads up to take me to the download.
February 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hey @sittingonclouds.net All of your Fly.Inc links to download OSTs dont work. I verify I'm human, then it asks me to disable my ad blocker (Even tho it says I don't have to but it locks your screen until you do) When I try with no ad blocker, no button loads up to take me to the download.
Add me for an invite to Genesect Raidstarting soon
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#ポケモンGO #PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonRaid #PokemonGoRaid #Genesect #GenesectRaid
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416678527415
#ポケモンGO #PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonRaid #PokemonGoRaid #Genesect #GenesectRaid
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Add me for an invite to Genesect Raidstarting soon
295072442549
416678527415
#ポケモンGO #PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonRaid #PokemonGoRaid #Genesect #GenesectRaid
295072442549
416678527415
#ポケモンGO #PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonRaid #PokemonGoRaid #Genesect #GenesectRaid
“Move along la géante, you make ze place look crowded”
#TombRaider #TombRaiderRemastered #TombaraiderAngelOfDarkness #JaniceTheProstitute #LaraCroft
#TombRaider #TombRaiderRemastered #TombaraiderAngelOfDarkness #JaniceTheProstitute #LaraCroft
February 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“Move along la géante, you make ze place look crowded”
#TombRaider #TombRaiderRemastered #TombaraiderAngelOfDarkness #JaniceTheProstitute #LaraCroft
#TombRaider #TombRaiderRemastered #TombaraiderAngelOfDarkness #JaniceTheProstitute #LaraCroft
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Get your Hogwarts House out of your bio.
It’s legitimately embarrassing.
It’s legitimately embarrassing.
a man with a mustache wearing a shirt that says dunkin donuts
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a shirt that says dunkin donuts
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Get your Hogwarts House out of your bio.
It’s legitimately embarrassing.
It’s legitimately embarrassing.
Kirby, why do you always re-buy games you own on PS5 for PC?
Me: uhhhhh.... I..... 😅
Me: uhhhhh.... I..... 😅
February 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Kirby, why do you always re-buy games you own on PS5 for PC?
Me: uhhhhh.... I..... 😅
Me: uhhhhh.... I..... 😅
This is me... When you're being mean to me this is who you are being mean to:
a cartoon character from south park is standing on a purple floor and scratching his head .
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is standing on a purple floor and scratching his head .
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is me... When you're being mean to me this is who you are being mean to:
I havent watched Eastenders since Nanna Moon died, but when most plots are fully available to read online months before tv shows / movies are even released it was cool to hear a character who hadn’t been on the show in 37 years made a surprise appearance that hadnt even been rumoured to be happening
February 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I havent watched Eastenders since Nanna Moon died, but when most plots are fully available to read online months before tv shows / movies are even released it was cool to hear a character who hadn’t been on the show in 37 years made a surprise appearance that hadnt even been rumoured to be happening
Add me on Pokemon Go for scatterbug postcard swapping
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#POKEMON #Pokemongo #pokemoncenter #PoGo #Scatterbug #Postcard #PokémonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonGoFriend #FriendCode
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#POKEMON #Pokemongo #pokemoncenter #PoGo #Scatterbug #Postcard #PokémonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonGoFriend #FriendCode
February 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Add me on Pokemon Go for scatterbug postcard swapping
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#POKEMON #Pokemongo #pokemoncenter #PoGo #Scatterbug #Postcard #PokémonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonGoFriend #FriendCode
295072442549
#POKEMON #Pokemongo #pokemoncenter #PoGo #Scatterbug #Postcard #PokémonGO #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonGoFriend #FriendCode
Roses are red,
But let me be blunt,
Beloved children’s author?
I think she’s a cunt.
But let me be blunt,
Beloved children’s author?
I think she’s a cunt.
February 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Roses are red,
But let me be blunt,
Beloved children’s author?
I think she’s a cunt.
But let me be blunt,
Beloved children’s author?
I think she’s a cunt.