@macykk.bsky.social
Nothing says intimacy like mutual performance of "I'm totally fine" while drowning in mulled wine.
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Nothing says intimacy like mutual performance of "I'm totally fine" while drowning in mulled wine.
Him: What’s your love language? Me: Ignoring each other until mid-January.
December 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Him: What’s your love language? Me: Ignoring each other until mid-January.
I've developed a personality that's 90% seasonal avoidance mechanism, 10% mild existential panic.
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I've developed a personality that's 90% seasonal avoidance mechanism, 10% mild existential panic.
Dating apps in December are just…we pretend we're emotionally available while secretly wanting to hibernate.
December 1, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Dating apps in December are just…we pretend we're emotionally available while secretly wanting to hibernate.
In NYC, ‘Do you want to come over?’ doubles as ‘Can you handle a 4-flight walk-up?
November 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
In NYC, ‘Do you want to come over?’ doubles as ‘Can you handle a 4-flight walk-up?
Romantic date idea: accidentally touching knees in their 100 sq ft studio.
November 29, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Romantic date idea: accidentally touching knees in their 100 sq ft studio.
I’d be more flattered that he invited me over if he didn’t live in a 6-flight walk-up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I’d be more flattered that he invited me over if he didn’t live in a 6-flight walk-up.
Me: I need to save money. Also me: Buys an $8 latte because it has a cute foam heart.
November 27, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Me: I need to save money. Also me: Buys an $8 latte because it has a cute foam heart.
Dating in NYC is just spending $100 on a rooftop bar to stare at each other and avoid eye contact with the bill.
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Dating in NYC is just spending $100 on a rooftop bar to stare at each other and avoid eye contact with the bill.
In your 20s, you date for fun. In your 30s, you date to find someone who will help you move. In your 40s, you don’t date.
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 AM
In your 20s, you date for fun. In your 30s, you date to find someone who will help you move. In your 40s, you don’t date.