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Macumber5
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Living inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant
I’m going on vacation because I feel like getting constipated in a different time zone.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Actual conversation from this week-

Person A: My mom has had lots of jobs… librarian, mermaid, engineer.

Person B: What kind of engineer?

Me: What kind of MERMAID??
September 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
September 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
How do they expect self-driving cars to work when the robots can’t even identify which of these squares contain traffic lights?
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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What is the Weaveland Plain Dealer?
August 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Who is David L Bowie?
August 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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What is Yakistan?
August 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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What is Lock-Keyed Martin?
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Who is Stradibarista?
August 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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What is While You Were Sleeping?
August 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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What is one that eats 24 karats?
August 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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What is Armynian?
August 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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What is an axetlas?
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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What is a black Behr?
August 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Who is Paprika Spice?
August 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Who is Mary Sampsonite… I was way off!!?
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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What are the Besos City Rollers?
August 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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What is Kanyehehe?
August 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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What is Hot for Cross Buns?
August 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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What is Ow!stralia?
August 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Who is Bigman Young?
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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What is Decibelgrade?
August 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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What is the Cowboy?
August 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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What is the PlumbMing Dynasty?
July 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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What are Basques, et al?
July 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM