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Romans: "Today we will inadvertently divert the course of Western civilization. Any thoughts?"

Jesus: "Nailed it!"
March 30, 2024 at 2:05 AM
shit like this makes me even happier to have become an Alaskan: I only give a fuck when it matters.

did you really think “PowerGrab Vol. 2” was going to be any different?
March 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
ain't nothing deadly until you're dead...and then who cares?
February 29, 2024 at 6:02 PM
you know what they say about insomnia: “The first three or four weeks is the hardest. Up to you to remember, then…”
February 29, 2024 at 12:51 PM
roasting up some carrots w. okra / garlic / cayenne because I love it
January 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
TIL that there is actually a "Neverending Story III! the title tells you all
January 19, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I am reminded every day that my sole purpose in life is to make my cat as comfortable as possible
January 16, 2024 at 1:41 AM
“It’s so pretty with the moon over that mountain…”

“Isn’t the moon over all the mountains?”
January 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com found my way to Moorcock through the quarter store in Portland. one of those dusty places back in the day
December 28, 2023 at 1:23 AM
snowin’ snowin’ bring me some small-tack
December 20, 2023 at 7:15 PM
December 14, 2023 at 9:13 PM
looks like I scored the only bag of organic catnip on the entire island of Kodiak #bastet
December 13, 2023 at 10:01 PM
first goal at dentist: relax
December 13, 2023 at 8:03 PM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com take drugs. you’re worth it
December 12, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the more often and steadily we reflect upon them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.

Immanuel Kant
Critique of Practical Reason
December 8, 2023 at 8:15 PM
“the hassle department is open from 03:00 to 04:00 for receipt. press 1 to go away.”
December 1, 2023 at 11:15 PM
it is true what we say: the party is always in the kitchen
December 1, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Rolling Stone's article on the top songs of the 80's reads like a pile of one-hit wonders, with the notable exception of the number one slot. that belongs to Prince, with "Kiss" 💜
December 1, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by macstuart
December 1, 2023 at 5:18 PM
R.i.P. Mr. McGowan 🍻
November 30, 2023 at 8:01 PM
if you live in the northern parts of the lower 48 you may be able to view the aurora borealis tonight #NOAA
November 30, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Jesús has two speeds: crazús and lazús #felines
November 30, 2023 at 4:19 PM
06:15 and Jesús is already a wilding furry beast 🫥
November 28, 2023 at 4:35 PM