ShrunkenDork 💕
@macropilled.bsky.social
18+ This is a kink account | 30 | he/they | Luciferian commie in the USAmerican south | Kinky asexual | Tiny (2in) on #sizesky | Socially anxious booty & foot fanatic | I post stuff on DA under MacroPilled 💕
They say it’s lonely at the top well I guess I’m at the top cause I’m alone
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They say it’s lonely at the top well I guess I’m at the top cause I’m alone
I wanna get back into playing MtG! I have my decks updated (high and low power Commander decks, competitive Modern, and casual Legacy), but none of my friends wanna learn. Guess Imma learn SpellTable and play paper Magic remotely. I'm in the rural south, so no game shops closer than 45 minutes away.
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I wanna get back into playing MtG! I have my decks updated (high and low power Commander decks, competitive Modern, and casual Legacy), but none of my friends wanna learn. Guess Imma learn SpellTable and play paper Magic remotely. I'm in the rural south, so no game shops closer than 45 minutes away.
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Tied up in a Goth cutie's fishnets on a hot Summer day, drowning in her sweat as you desperately try to get loose. Finally, you loosen your bonds and tumble through the air.
Right into the vast, dark confines of her boot, landing with a wet plap as her sole barrels towards you.
Right into the vast, dark confines of her boot, landing with a wet plap as her sole barrels towards you.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tied up in a Goth cutie's fishnets on a hot Summer day, drowning in her sweat as you desperately try to get loose. Finally, you loosen your bonds and tumble through the air.
Right into the vast, dark confines of her boot, landing with a wet plap as her sole barrels towards you.
Right into the vast, dark confines of her boot, landing with a wet plap as her sole barrels towards you.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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💥nerf this💥 *steps on u*
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
💥nerf this💥 *steps on u*
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still on that 1-800-hit me up for a good time 😘✨️
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
still on that 1-800-hit me up for a good time 😘✨️
Don’t judge me, but I totally get super emotional watching k-dramas
September 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Don’t judge me, but I totally get super emotional watching k-dramas
This is actually his bed, I just have permission to sleep in it.
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is actually his bed, I just have permission to sleep in it.
Pretty sure I spend more time with my Steam Deck than with other human beings.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pretty sure I spend more time with my Steam Deck than with other human beings.
God damn tequila is fucking good and my room is wobbly
September 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
God damn tequila is fucking good and my room is wobbly
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nooo dont keep me shrunken down in your shoe all day smothered by your socks nooooo
September 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
nooo dont keep me shrunken down in your shoe all day smothered by your socks nooooo
Not to be depressing, but my asexuality mixed with the kinks I do have always end up ruining every relationship I have, even if they know from the start, and I’ve basically accepted that I’ll be alone forever due to being inherently sexually incompatible with everyone I’ve ever met.
September 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Not to be depressing, but my asexuality mixed with the kinks I do have always end up ruining every relationship I have, even if they know from the start, and I’ve basically accepted that I’ll be alone forever due to being inherently sexually incompatible with everyone I’ve ever met.
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Sorry what were you saying? I was busy imagining you disappearing into the depths of my ass
September 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sorry what were you saying? I was busy imagining you disappearing into the depths of my ass
This is the president of the USA…
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is the president of the USA…
So what time is the rapture again?
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So what time is the rapture again?
FYI I am 30, asexual but incredibly kinky, a Luciferian, a communist, and a life-long anti-Zionist who is starting to care less and less about the risk of revealing personal details on my kink accounts. I have taboo interests. So what? At least I'm not a neo-fascist.
September 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
FYI I am 30, asexual but incredibly kinky, a Luciferian, a communist, and a life-long anti-Zionist who is starting to care less and less about the risk of revealing personal details on my kink accounts. I have taboo interests. So what? At least I'm not a neo-fascist.
i think folks would take me more seriously if they knew how cool my gunpla collection is
September 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i think folks would take me more seriously if they knew how cool my gunpla collection is
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I don't care how cliche it is, I love the set up of a movie night with a shrunken roommate. The giant leaves to get some popcorn but comes back and sits on the wrong seat, Or another friend arrives late and sits without noticing the tiny.
September 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don't care how cliche it is, I love the set up of a movie night with a shrunken roommate. The giant leaves to get some popcorn but comes back and sits on the wrong seat, Or another friend arrives late and sits without noticing the tiny.
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I just wanna be that little ball of lint in your sock that you’ve been squeezing between your toes all day 🥺
December 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I just wanna be that little ball of lint in your sock that you’ve been squeezing between your toes all day 🥺