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He’s just this guy, you know?

* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I breathe in malaise and exhale ennui

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Border Patrol claims to have a 100 mile border enforcement zone. This comes from the W Bush days.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump in 1,670 out of 2,324 email threads
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
C'mon Pete and/or Pete's comms team. Use alt text! Besides helping people with limited sight, it also makes these things say searchable. It takes two seconds!
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#caterday

Hobo cat got into something good.
August 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
With alt text
July 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
With alt text
July 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Here you go
July 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What’s more American than Costco-branded beer? Happy birthday, my dumb ol’ country.
July 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh yeah, that makes me feel better.
June 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New banana day is the best day.
June 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Okay, what the fudge are these?
June 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is what democracy looks like.
June 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lots of ripoff sites pretending to be Bluesky selling inferior quality tshirts. Be careful out there!
June 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All this guy (marcus984irl8.bsky.social) does is post this in everyone’s skeets. I don’t know how it’s a scam, but I guarantee that it’s a scam.
June 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Smokey hiding her shame.
June 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
From the goddamn president of the USA on TruthSocial.
May 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Never change Penzeys, never change.
( www.penzeys.com )
May 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
With alt text
April 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
With alt text
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Alt tagging it, because those two paragraphs are super fucked up, and I don't want to spare those with vision problems from the brain damage that comes from reading this.
April 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
w/ alt text
April 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
God bless the timeline
March 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
March 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There’s a new(?) meditation/breathwork site called “Open.” The logo is type, set like this: O p e n

The site would be useless to me, because every time I saw the horrible logo, I my anger and anxiety would ratchet up to 11.
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Globalist is 100% an antisemetic dogwhistle amongst the right wing, as is communist, intellectual, elites, etc.
March 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM