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Kris Pratt🏴
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AnarchoTaoist - I read and play Magic in my free time. He/Them
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Uktabi Kong {5}{G}{G}{G} Creature — Ape Trample When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token. “I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude.” 8/8 Illustrated by Una Fricker Also, the monkey from Uktabi Orangutan is pregnant in the background
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Gossip's Talent to get those surveils going, and clear off counters in one package
Gossip's Talent {1}{U} Enchantment — Class (Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever a creature you control enters, surveil 1. {1}{U}: Level 2 Whenever you attack, target attacking creature with power 3 or less can’t be blocked this turn. {3}{U}: Level 3 Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control. Illustrated by Andrea Sipl
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
They Might Be Giants brand new album Flood
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A blahaj in a Jaws pose with text saying "we're going to need a spinnier skirt"
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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One of my favorite pieces of tech for certain styles of deck
Vanishing {U} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature {U}{U}: Enchanted creature phases out. (While it’s phased out, it’s treated as though it doesn’t exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.) “Careless, like a child with fire, so was I with time.” —Teferi Illustrated by John Matson
October 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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OK, Raid (the Fridge) is fucking hilarious
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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For at least one glorious summer, this banger:
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Aww, still run my guy in Galea - hood memories of my earliest games of magic^^
A Rabid Wombat card from Magic the Gathering
September 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Zimone, Mystery Unraveler is the one that "feels" the most Simic to play for me
Zimone, Mystery Unraveler {2}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up. (To manifest dread, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it’s a creature card.) 3/3 Illustrated by Mila Pesic
August 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Hey @margaret.bsky.social @tangledwilderness.bsky.social what a great mail day =) Loved it
August 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Today's #randomscryfall ah changelings - one of R&D's best innovations for kindred drafting. This one, seems pretty bad though? I never drafted red in Lorwyn block, so I'm not sure, but seems like 23rd playable at best?
Fire-Belly Changeling {1}{R} Creature — Shapeshifter Changeling (This card is every creature type.) {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn. “My ears say it hisses. My fingers say it burns.” —Auntie Wort 1/1 Illustrated by Randy Gallegos
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Today's #randomscryfall is from a cycle that was so exciting when it dropped originally - I'm very glad they started doing way more manlands after this (also, the Doctor Who art on this one is super sweet)
Celestial Colonnade Land This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}. {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It’s still a land. Illustrated by Nadia Hurianova
August 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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8/20 #scryfallrandom is a weird one from Ice Age. Not sure I've ever seen it played, even back during Ice Age limited (shudder) Though might play in a Coalition Victory deck?
Shyft {4}{U} Creature — Shapeshifter At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have this creature become the color or colors of your choice. (This effect lasts indefinitely.) “Capturing this specimen was not easy. Study it well, that you someday might be as versatile.” —Gerda Äagesdotter, Archmage of the Unseen 4/2 Illustrated by Richard Thomas
August 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Bugs is back, post your favorite bug
August 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I really love face down shenanigans, so my favorite Naya deck is Kaust, Eyes of the Glade. Not for everyone, but very different than the usual Naya play
Kaust, Eyes of the Glade {R/W}{G} Legendary Creature — Dryad Detective Whenever a creature you control that was turned face up this turn deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. {T}: Turn target face-down attacking creature you control face up. If you think you’re being watched, you’re probably right. 2/2
August 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Talk about old cards! Not just new ones!
Transmute Artifact {U}{U} Sorcery Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, search your library for an artifact card. If that card’s mana value is less than or equal to the sacrificed artifact’s mana value, put it onto the battlefield. If it’s greater, you may pay {X}, where X is the difference. If you do, put it onto the battlefield. If you don’t, put it into its owner’s graveyard. Then shuffle. Illustrated by Anson Maddocks
June 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Doing some set booster draft with the family- great fun, as always, but these pulls... wow
Picture of Wild of Eldraine versions of: Rhystic Study, Doubling Season, Aggravated Assault (Anime), Moonshaker Cavalry, Necropotence, Fiery Emancipation, and The Meathook Massacre
June 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A rabbit in armor holding a spear with the text "Born to dilly dally, forced to fight fascists"
June 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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OK, here as well
June 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Best I can find
June 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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A lot of excellent ones already here, so I'll go with one from Tarkir
Worthy Cost {B} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Exile target creature or planeswalker. “‘Victory is survival’ is the tenet that guides us. My love, know that I will always ensure your survivial.” —Duvir, Mardu warrior, final letter
May 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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It's new, but this guy does some good work
Balustrade Wurm
May 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Magic Card of the Day
Here's one for May Day, a very anarchist-coded boy
May 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Magic Card of the Day
We kick things off with an incredibly elegant design - I love a card that can tell a story through both mechanics and flavor. Special shout out to the flavor text - one of the best in Magic's history, imo.
Reckless Cohort {1}{R} Creature — Human Warrior Ally This creature attacks each combat if able unless you control another Ally. “You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine."
April 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This guy makes soooo many oozes in my Zimone deck
Printlifter Ooze
April 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM