Mac&Cheese
@macncheese.bsky.social
I’m kinda funny. Sometimes. If you have a really specific sense of humor.
I did not anticipate getting the Matilda speech from a customer first thing on a Saturday morning.
February 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I did not anticipate getting the Matilda speech from a customer first thing on a Saturday morning.
I woke up with a sore throat today. This is not ideal
January 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I woke up with a sore throat today. This is not ideal
My 95 year old neighbor invited me to church today so I’ll definitely not be doing that
January 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My 95 year old neighbor invited me to church today so I’ll definitely not be doing that
Did not expect to see full frontal as soon as I opened this app so I’m going back to bed now
January 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did not expect to see full frontal as soon as I opened this app so I’m going back to bed now
Now I’m in the mood to honka honka
January 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Now I’m in the mood to honka honka
I planned to work 4 hours today, but nobody else showed up. So I spent 9 hours rearranging the shop, and they can figure it out on Monday morning
January 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I planned to work 4 hours today, but nobody else showed up. So I spent 9 hours rearranging the shop, and they can figure it out on Monday morning
If my future wife would kindly step forward, I’m ready
January 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If my future wife would kindly step forward, I’m ready
Work be like: can we get toilet paper thinner than one ply?
January 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Work be like: can we get toilet paper thinner than one ply?
In a mood to flirt but don’t know how
January 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
In a mood to flirt but don’t know how
You guys it’s Sunday already
January 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You guys it’s Sunday already
From now on I will only flirt strictly using lyrics from 90’s pop sensation Savage Garden
January 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
From now on I will only flirt strictly using lyrics from 90’s pop sensation Savage Garden
It’s January 6th. Probably not significant
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It’s January 6th. Probably not significant
Apparently I’m not the only one that wants Chinese food today.
December 31, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Apparently I’m not the only one that wants Chinese food today.
All Red Wings fan just got a late gift.
December 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
All Red Wings fan just got a late gift.
One guy sticks his dick in the toaster, and now nobody gets to eat toast.
December 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
One guy sticks his dick in the toaster, and now nobody gets to eat toast.
It’s almost 9pm on a Friday. Why wouldn’t I go to bed.
December 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
It’s almost 9pm on a Friday. Why wouldn’t I go to bed.
Seriously feel free to all line up at once
A hug would really hit the spot right now
December 21, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Seriously feel free to all line up at once
A hug would really hit the spot right now
December 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
A hug would really hit the spot right now
Tried nair for the first time. ITS SO SMOOTH
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Tried nair for the first time. ITS SO SMOOTH
You guys I have a second date tomorrow!
December 11, 2024 at 4:56 PM
You guys I have a second date tomorrow!
I can only assume Luigi went to Altoona to murder whoever invented Altoona style “pizza”
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I can only assume Luigi went to Altoona to murder whoever invented Altoona style “pizza”
I woke up with the thong song stuck in my head wtf
December 10, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I woke up with the thong song stuck in my head wtf
I have a breakfast date in 7 hours. Wish me luck
December 8, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I have a breakfast date in 7 hours. Wish me luck
I’ve had one beer and I’m ready to go to bed.
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I’ve had one beer and I’m ready to go to bed.
More ceos should sign up to be hunted for sport
December 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
More ceos should sign up to be hunted for sport