Ross MacLochness
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Ross MacLochness
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Boilermaker
Amateur horse player
Google-certified chef
Fully support jail time for “red light creep”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
So many unnecessary syllables.
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Shake cinnamon on top.
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
First movie I ever saw on DVD.

Just know that Colgate clock is in Indiana, not Louisville.
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Don’t mess with a fighting camel.
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Food and drink are great gifts, especially if it’s something they’d like but never make/buy.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ha!

“Things”

I refuse to commit to specific nouns.
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What’s the topic?
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
NonNewYorker here.

Crossed 6th Ave. heading to Morgan Library and was struck by two things.

So few cars and, most attention grabbing, so little noise.
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
That is definitely NOT his job.
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Make that 21
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Piped in WiFi blocker.
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
DPW: “We hearby measure all projects in Olympics not months.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Those were the props used to fix the Joker in Tim Burton’s BATMAN.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Generations of master craftsmen and guildsmen labored on this monument, knowing full well they’d never live to see it finished.
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If the EOCBB pod were a Spinal Tap song, which would it be?

Hell Hole
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock Ya Tonight
Gimme Some Money
Big Bottom
Sex Farm (shouts to Brandon Davies)
December 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is likely too naive, but can’t the city sue the snot out of the owner?
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you correctly swapped that mayonnaise for mustard, you earned your cup of chili.
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
w/ Bourbon?
Ya or nah?
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A) larger venue = $$$
B) there is something to be said to taking the game to the fans
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cooley’s offer of a SuperSoaker was not received well.
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM