macksimumchaos
@macksimumchaos.bsky.social
25, they/them
Somewhat practiced ttrpg player
Amateur roller derby player, professional at falling on my ass
Somewhat practiced ttrpg player
Amateur roller derby player, professional at falling on my ass
Mannequin Pussy show healed my period cramps tonight
September 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Mannequin Pussy show healed my period cramps tonight
The duality of Stink
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The duality of Stink
I've been flirted with twice in one week. What is in the goddamn water?
June 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've been flirted with twice in one week. What is in the goddamn water?
I'm hoping this lemonade is like meeting god after waiting 45 minutes for it
May 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm hoping this lemonade is like meeting god after waiting 45 minutes for it
I did karaoke for the first time and was surprised at how much I liked it
I was even more surprised by the fact that I actually knew the words to Fergalicious
I've never actively listened to Fergalicious before
I was even more surprised by the fact that I actually knew the words to Fergalicious
I've never actively listened to Fergalicious before
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I did karaoke for the first time and was surprised at how much I liked it
I was even more surprised by the fact that I actually knew the words to Fergalicious
I've never actively listened to Fergalicious before
I was even more surprised by the fact that I actually knew the words to Fergalicious
I've never actively listened to Fergalicious before
I forgot it's spring break this week and no wonder the airport is so fucking busy
April 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I forgot it's spring break this week and no wonder the airport is so fucking busy
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March 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I got my aunt a CD for her birthday that she's been wanting and I set it behind the steering wheel so she'll see it next time she turns her car on
March 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I got my aunt a CD for her birthday that she's been wanting and I set it behind the steering wheel so she'll see it next time she turns her car on
I promise he's photogenic
He's just putting the egg in Eggsistential Crisis today
He's just putting the egg in Eggsistential Crisis today
February 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I promise he's photogenic
He's just putting the egg in Eggsistential Crisis today
He's just putting the egg in Eggsistential Crisis today
There's gonna be a party for my 50 year old gm in April we're gonna be doing a PowerPoint party. I'm going to carefully figure out people's favorite fandoms over the next few weeks so I can print out a smutty fic from each and then give stats on what each fandom is reeeeally into
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There's gonna be a party for my 50 year old gm in April we're gonna be doing a PowerPoint party. I'm going to carefully figure out people's favorite fandoms over the next few weeks so I can print out a smutty fic from each and then give stats on what each fandom is reeeeally into
I feel like a bard could get drunk and manage to awaken a tarrasque and have to deal with the consequences hungover
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I feel like a bard could get drunk and manage to awaken a tarrasque and have to deal with the consequences hungover
Well I didn't get cleared to compete with my roller derby team, but it was cool to find out I've got decent contact instincts
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well I didn't get cleared to compete with my roller derby team, but it was cool to find out I've got decent contact instincts
We're matching
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We're matching
Electric snow shovel acquired
February 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Electric snow shovel acquired
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Come skate with us!! We promise you won't regret it 💙🖤💙
February 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Come skate with us!! We promise you won't regret it 💙🖤💙
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Maybe I’d like ai more if it could find a way to make my mom go to therapy
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Maybe I’d like ai more if it could find a way to make my mom go to therapy
My best boy waiting for me
(Don't tell my other cats)
(Don't tell my other cats)
February 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My best boy waiting for me
(Don't tell my other cats)
(Don't tell my other cats)
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New season schedule just dropped!
Get ready for an exciting 2025 season! 🛼🎉
Get ready for an exciting 2025 season! 🛼🎉
February 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New season schedule just dropped!
Get ready for an exciting 2025 season! 🛼🎉
Get ready for an exciting 2025 season! 🛼🎉
Period days 1 and 2 have hands and in those hands are knives
February 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Period days 1 and 2 have hands and in those hands are knives
It's been awhile since a random cat has showed up on the porch. I did say who the fuck are you and then went pspsps to see if she'd come over
February 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's been awhile since a random cat has showed up on the porch. I did say who the fuck are you and then went pspsps to see if she'd come over
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Unspeakable ace D&D behavior happening in this episode. You should check it out or share it with a Ravenloft lover
open.spotify.com/episode/3AcD...
open.spotify.com/episode/3AcD...
Ravenloft Smash or Pass
Darklords & Dragons · Episode
open.spotify.com
February 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Unspeakable ace D&D behavior happening in this episode. You should check it out or share it with a Ravenloft lover
open.spotify.com/episode/3AcD...
open.spotify.com/episode/3AcD...