Mackey MacMackerson
mackeymac.bsky.social
Mackey MacMackerson
@mackeymac.bsky.social
Staying alive purely out of spite.
3/3 You can decline the pregnancy test AMA. It beats having to get IV fluids until you can pee.
January 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
2/3 Pro-tip, every bit of fluid is going to be leaving your body via a non-traditional route. If you could even remotely be pregnant, they will want you to do a urine pregnancy test before the procedure. This is damn near impossible given the aforementioned non-traditional exit of moisture.
January 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
1/ 3 I really, really cannot figure out why Colonoscopy Prep is filling my Blue Sky feed, but here we are and this is something I have more experience with than I'm happy to admit *risk of colon cancer and Celiac, I get to do it every 5 years).
January 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Well, those voters will learn, probably intimately, how wildly destructive that strategy was. I don't discount their frustration but rather their strategy. This won't shift the Dems left, it's going to shift them right abd we will all be worse off for it.
January 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So they just voted to punish everyone who looks and thinks differently. Got it. No surprises there.
January 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not subtle.
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Agreed.
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
January 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
As a former Angeleno, I can't help but remember what complete shitheels State Farm were in the 1994 quake.
www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
State Farm Pays $100 Million to Settle Quake Suit
Insurance: Secret agreement involved 117 policyholders alleging that coverage was unfairly lowered before Northridge temblor. Firm denies wrongdoing.
www.latimes.com
January 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Seriously, what is the point of having "fuck you" levels of money if you can use thst freedom to say fuck you to the person who most richly deserves it.
January 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I want to touch your ass.
January 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM