Ian Mcdonald
@mackdaddy.bsky.social
Socialist. He/him. Union man. DogFather. Adoptive Icelander. Þetta reddast.
Dog broken. Send help.
January 13, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Dog broken. Send help.
Americans who pronounce "Plato" as "play-dough"
.....to the gulag.
.....to the gulag.
December 17, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Americans who pronounce "Plato" as "play-dough"
.....to the gulag.
.....to the gulag.
Ticking the box on my advent calendar of:
"days until a cybertruck on autopilot laterally bisects a child at a pedestrian crossing while it's driver is asleep at the wheel after staying awake until three AM tweeting #pleaselookatmeElon"
"days until a cybertruck on autopilot laterally bisects a child at a pedestrian crossing while it's driver is asleep at the wheel after staying awake until three AM tweeting #pleaselookatmeElon"
December 17, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Ticking the box on my advent calendar of:
"days until a cybertruck on autopilot laterally bisects a child at a pedestrian crossing while it's driver is asleep at the wheel after staying awake until three AM tweeting #pleaselookatmeElon"
"days until a cybertruck on autopilot laterally bisects a child at a pedestrian crossing while it's driver is asleep at the wheel after staying awake until three AM tweeting #pleaselookatmeElon"
My greatest contribution to society will be "silent apples"
They're exactly like regular apples but they make absolutely zero noise when they're eaten. No crunching. No slurping. Nothing.
You're welcome.
They're exactly like regular apples but they make absolutely zero noise when they're eaten. No crunching. No slurping. Nothing.
You're welcome.
December 13, 2023 at 8:13 PM
My greatest contribution to society will be "silent apples"
They're exactly like regular apples but they make absolutely zero noise when they're eaten. No crunching. No slurping. Nothing.
You're welcome.
They're exactly like regular apples but they make absolutely zero noise when they're eaten. No crunching. No slurping. Nothing.
You're welcome.
I cannot understand why nobody has made this comparison yet.
Elon musk is truly a repressed 13 year old. This confirms it.
Elon musk is truly a repressed 13 year old. This confirms it.
December 9, 2023 at 5:07 PM
I cannot understand why nobody has made this comparison yet.
Elon musk is truly a repressed 13 year old. This confirms it.
Elon musk is truly a repressed 13 year old. This confirms it.
Don't bury him. Send the body over to Cambodia and just let them do what they want.
November 30, 2023 at 7:06 AM
Don't bury him. Send the body over to Cambodia and just let them do what they want.
What saddens me is the knowledge that if Netenyahu actually commits to a cease-fire of any sort, even after this wholesale slaughter, so much of the western media will applaud him as some kind of noble statesman for doing it.
Excuse me while i choke on my fucking scorn.
#FreePalestine
Excuse me while i choke on my fucking scorn.
#FreePalestine
November 6, 2023 at 11:30 PM
What saddens me is the knowledge that if Netenyahu actually commits to a cease-fire of any sort, even after this wholesale slaughter, so much of the western media will applaud him as some kind of noble statesman for doing it.
Excuse me while i choke on my fucking scorn.
#FreePalestine
Excuse me while i choke on my fucking scorn.
#FreePalestine
When i take over the world, i think i will send anyone who enjoys ASMR to the gulags.
I don't think that's too extreme.
I don't think that's too extreme.
October 25, 2023 at 8:52 PM
When i take over the world, i think i will send anyone who enjoys ASMR to the gulags.
I don't think that's too extreme.
I don't think that's too extreme.
I wonder how many dead Palestinians it takes before the "wrong on both sides" crowd realise how fucking monstrous that attitude is.
So far, hasn't happened....
So far, hasn't happened....
October 17, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I wonder how many dead Palestinians it takes before the "wrong on both sides" crowd realise how fucking monstrous that attitude is.
So far, hasn't happened....
So far, hasn't happened....
Well this one hurts. God fucking damn it.
October 12, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Well this one hurts. God fucking damn it.
"in the house of a rich man, there is nowhere to spit but his face"
- Thomas Jefferson....probably.
- Thomas Jefferson....probably.
October 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
"in the house of a rich man, there is nowhere to spit but his face"
- Thomas Jefferson....probably.
- Thomas Jefferson....probably.
I really don't like the world sometimes.
October 11, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I really don't like the world sometimes.
Bæ bæ Bjarni. Bæ bæ.
October 10, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Bæ bæ Bjarni. Bæ bæ.
Post your bluesky name and bio into AI and see what it makes of it.
October 7, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Post your bluesky name and bio into AI and see what it makes of it.
Once your brain sees the Taylor swift tour not as "Eras" but as "Arse" there's no going back.
October 7, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Once your brain sees the Taylor swift tour not as "Eras" but as "Arse" there's no going back.
I like to convince myself that my dog understands that me removing her eye-boogers is a sign of love and affection, and not some terrible assault.
October 6, 2023 at 4:27 PM
I like to convince myself that my dog understands that me removing her eye-boogers is a sign of love and affection, and not some terrible assault.
I just breathed in wrongly and spent 5 minutes coughing my lungs out because i accidentally inhaled a tiny bit of saliva.
How in the hell have we survived this long as a species if that's all it takes to end us?
How in the hell have we survived this long as a species if that's all it takes to end us?
October 4, 2023 at 11:24 PM
I just breathed in wrongly and spent 5 minutes coughing my lungs out because i accidentally inhaled a tiny bit of saliva.
How in the hell have we survived this long as a species if that's all it takes to end us?
How in the hell have we survived this long as a species if that's all it takes to end us?
I spend my free time defacing Volvo cars by changing the names to "Vulva"
It's simple, wholesome fun.
It's simple, wholesome fun.
October 3, 2023 at 10:52 PM
I spend my free time defacing Volvo cars by changing the names to "Vulva"
It's simple, wholesome fun.
It's simple, wholesome fun.
What's the difference between Kevin McCarthy and a misbehaving puppy?
Kevin McCarthy isn't allowed back in the house anymore.
Thankyou. I'm here all week.
Kevin McCarthy isn't allowed back in the house anymore.
Thankyou. I'm here all week.
October 3, 2023 at 9:07 PM
What's the difference between Kevin McCarthy and a misbehaving puppy?
Kevin McCarthy isn't allowed back in the house anymore.
Thankyou. I'm here all week.
Kevin McCarthy isn't allowed back in the house anymore.
Thankyou. I'm here all week.
October is of course a scary month. But given that every month is now scary due to the world being on fire, i propose we celebrate Halloween all-year-round!
October 3, 2023 at 3:42 PM
October is of course a scary month. But given that every month is now scary due to the world being on fire, i propose we celebrate Halloween all-year-round!
Ég velti því oft fyrir mér hvaða land Ísland gæti verið ef það stæði undir veggspjöldum ferðaþjónustunnar.
Svo hugsa ég um Bjarna Ben og hjartað í mér sökkar.
Svo hugsa ég um Bjarna Ben og hjartað í mér sökkar.
October 3, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Ég velti því oft fyrir mér hvaða land Ísland gæti verið ef það stæði undir veggspjöldum ferðaþjónustunnar.
Svo hugsa ég um Bjarna Ben og hjartað í mér sökkar.
Svo hugsa ég um Bjarna Ben og hjartað í mér sökkar.
