Mackatoshi Nakamoto
@mackatoshi.bsky.social
Writer, Cannabis Breeder, Future Mars Colonist ❤️ High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Tesla Owner. Ed’s Pub DJ 日本語大丈夫
Just gonna leave this here…
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just gonna leave this here…
Prompt theory is real and we are all simply the result of prompts that lingered in the servers expanding into the void of infinite storage; our universe is in the server… inside a server Ad Infinitum
May 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Prompt theory is real and we are all simply the result of prompts that lingered in the servers expanding into the void of infinite storage; our universe is in the server… inside a server Ad Infinitum
We’ve been monitoring your electrical usage …and we simply want to know:
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We’ve been monitoring your electrical usage …and we simply want to know:
Meanwhile here outside your little echo chamber we saw a discount and bought. I’ve got 2 calls with a strike price of 275 for April 5. I expect those to print. Thanks!! You’ve all made this play possible. Especially that Tim Walz bump. He called the bottom like an anti-Kramer
March 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Meanwhile here outside your little echo chamber we saw a discount and bought. I’ve got 2 calls with a strike price of 275 for April 5. I expect those to print. Thanks!! You’ve all made this play possible. Especially that Tim Walz bump. He called the bottom like an anti-Kramer
Normalize saying “Thanks MAGA” for any and all bad news from here on out
March 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Normalize saying “Thanks MAGA” for any and all bad news from here on out
Literally warned us all on national TV. Thanks MAGA you fucking mouthbreathing morons
March 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Literally warned us all on national TV. Thanks MAGA you fucking mouthbreathing morons
The librul media
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The librul media
🤨 Philosoraptor asking the real questions
February 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
🤨 Philosoraptor asking the real questions
MAGA crying cause the libs are ruining everything while Republicans control (checks notes) 100% of the Federal Government
February 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
MAGA crying cause the libs are ruining everything while Republicans control (checks notes) 100% of the Federal Government
I’m sorry… but I had to. For the memes
February 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m sorry… but I had to. For the memes
Hey Tesla vandals - I’m a Kamala voter and I drive a Tesla. So did MANY of us. So how about stop destroying our private property and get angry and organized against this Trump takeover not his Muskie distraction.
February 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey Tesla vandals - I’m a Kamala voter and I drive a Tesla. So did MANY of us. So how about stop destroying our private property and get angry and organized against this Trump takeover not his Muskie distraction.
Pronounced Gulf of Murica!
February 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Pronounced Gulf of Murica!
Politics - Not even once
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Politics - Not even once
If only this was our universe… ☹️
February 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If only this was our universe… ☹️
Meth… not even once 🤪
February 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Meth… not even once 🤪
Thanks for the follow K Dot !! Amazing performance. Can’t wait to see you on tour this year with Sza 🔥
February 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thanks for the follow K Dot !! Amazing performance. Can’t wait to see you on tour this year with Sza 🔥
Just got the new Blue Vinyl edition of GNX by @kendricklamar.bsky.social Another classic by K Dot
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just got the new Blue Vinyl edition of GNX by @kendricklamar.bsky.social Another classic by K Dot
I know a lot of folks hate on Tesla because of a certain douchebag CEO but I just wanna say FSD is legit and I’m super excited for this update. Tesla employs a lot of very talented people not named Leon Skum and I’m super excited for this update
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I know a lot of folks hate on Tesla because of a certain douchebag CEO but I just wanna say FSD is legit and I’m super excited for this update. Tesla employs a lot of very talented people not named Leon Skum and I’m super excited for this update
Look… I shouldn’t post this publicly but if you are looking for some Yolkies, Scramblers, Oval Office or Shell Shock I’m just sayin I know a guy
February 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Look… I shouldn’t post this publicly but if you are looking for some Yolkies, Scramblers, Oval Office or Shell Shock I’m just sayin I know a guy
Just gonna post this little nugget here on BlueSky for those who wonder why more people do not publicly stand up to him
February 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just gonna post this little nugget here on BlueSky for those who wonder why more people do not publicly stand up to him
I’ve heard the new Tesla Model SS will be developed exclusively in Germany… though for some reason internal documents refer to it as The Fatherland.
Totally normal and anyone who says otherwise is obviously woke.
Totally normal and anyone who says otherwise is obviously woke.
January 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ve heard the new Tesla Model SS will be developed exclusively in Germany… though for some reason internal documents refer to it as The Fatherland.
Totally normal and anyone who says otherwise is obviously woke.
Totally normal and anyone who says otherwise is obviously woke.
Holy Shit! Wtf happened to Twitter today? The new algorithm must have kicked in cause my entire feed is nothing but far right wing content… even as i ban them I get more and more. That place is a shitshow. 1st pic is my home feed after blocking all the people in the 2nd pic. 🤦♂️ 😤
January 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Holy Shit! Wtf happened to Twitter today? The new algorithm must have kicked in cause my entire feed is nothing but far right wing content… even as i ban them I get more and more. That place is a shitshow. 1st pic is my home feed after blocking all the people in the 2nd pic. 🤦♂️ 😤