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macie?
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I’m genuinely too lazy to use ChatGPT. I go full loser mode and think about what I want to say
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Went to the adult house show and saw so many wedding rings 😳
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can tell I’m going mentally well because I haven’t listened to post punk in like a year
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
condolences to bands who released albums today who aren’t geese
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m too dumb to prompt chat gpt. For real.
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Got upset at one show last night, so had to head off to another show to dance away the irritation
September 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Didn’t make it to the gym yesterday so went to the club instead
September 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The hottest people are at the vegan events
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Went to the alex g show just to see what the youth are wearing today
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Touring band calling graze food hall in north loop a millennial hell hole
September 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Red flags I’ve noticed recently:

-doesn’t wear a helmet when biking
-doesn’t like any sauce on food
-has an ed sheeran guitar pedal
September 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My screen is off and I wave goodbye in the meeting
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Loving this podcast executive produced by Paris Hilton
August 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
ripping out a page of my library book to give someone on the train my number
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i’m just going to say it… night owls aren’t inferior
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
everytime i wear my TAGABOW shirt someone is like “whoa you know that band!!” like yeah
August 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
newest hack is pretending to talk on the phone when i really just want to talk to myself
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
next life goal is eating a popsicle for breakfast
August 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
only problem with living alone is no one is home to zip up the back of your dress
August 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
thought the godcaster/lifeguard/horsegirl show was so good i almost cried. then realized i have pms
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if people could see when you screenshot their texts, i would be toast!
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the people in full goth makeup at the beach make me happy
July 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
tame impala releasing “end of summer” in july is foul
July 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this is an ‘exile in guyville’ kind of day
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM