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fuck off

matthew 25:45 is my entire politics

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ALAB finally convinced! he didn't kill himself believer sweep!!
it me. haha. yes! yes!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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tomino and taro
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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jfk looking very pained while a post below reads "if only you knew how bad things really are"
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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there are for lights
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
machminotaur.bsky.social
how does everyone feel about mambo
one two three for five in the mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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the dreaded join date
joined nov 24 that's it that's all it is
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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you're either a bot or you're mindlessly regurgitating propaganda to the point that a bot could replace you and nothing would be lost
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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amiga font emergency alert system informing you hoes are, in fact, mad
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I think I know who had this idea originally
Everyone's confident until you stick your hands down a transgirls skinny jeans and have your hand smothered in ants. Just vibing. My crew
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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well I doubt I'll play it much but I do have to see this
you ever think about how sven co op is just garrys mod before garrys mod? anyways I'm downloading it
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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dillo done posted dingus at dillo. hoisted by your own petard, I thinks
October 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
machminotaur.bsky.social
this did
rainbow baby jail, affectionately known as gay baby jail
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
machminotaur.bsky.social
microsoft's plan for computing going forwards:
Of course you already know who FRIEND COMPUTER is, don't you, citizen? Of course you do! You love FRIEND COMPUTER! Everyone does! Everyone except TRAITOR MUTANT COMMIES! Who do NOT EXIST in Alpha Complex! We need your help to remove these DISSIDENT ELEMENTS that DO NOT EXIST!
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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this you?
October 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
machminotaur.bsky.social
it's orbb from quake 3! look at this little freak. wow!
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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that screenshot of that shithead dr naomi wolf going "no! no!!"
September 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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no, really
is that a thing NFL coaches do? it’s rly funny, but i have no idea if they’re just kidding abt that or not
September 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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sickos dot jpg. I'd explain more but you probably know it by now and it's hard for me to long post when a cat is in front of my screen
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!
tim heidecker from that weird special he did that's him pretending to be a right wing comedian
September 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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disco was a mistake
a character portrait from disco elysium. it's iosef illyanovich dros. if you don't know who that is- play the game? what's wrong with you? it's probably the most important game ever made.
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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ray parker jr but I flipped his smiling mouth. it doesn't really work visually unless you know exactly what the context is
August 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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the onion sickos guy. but this is me right now, too. but I'm not going to edit it, it's just the normal panel of a guy pressed up against the glass looking rough and malicious while laughing.
August 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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You wield your DARPA flamethrower. You shoot your DARPA flamethrower. Fwoosh! Good hit! You hit the fungaloid for 20 damage.
August 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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maybe this will help
this will not help. it's the most indecipherable political image with ostensibly the devil arm wrestling jesus (they are both giant) with a bunch of seemingly-random flags on each one. the text on it says "Stand with Freedom" at the top and "the choice is yours" at the bottom
August 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM