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Machino Lil
@machino-lil.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Electrician, Pilot, DJ.
Makes the finest GF scotch eggs known to humanity.
Handy on a Kamado.
Recent refugee from the online hellscape that lurks where twitter used to be.
Pinned
Il diavolo.

Scotch egg with n'duja.

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Just ill-advisedly deployed 'the plural of anecdote is not data' during a "discussion" with my wife - and I'm frankly lucky to be alive.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
May 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Freedom and democracy are always worth fighting for. Slava Ukraini.
February 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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0% self-awareness.
December 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Pre #strictly tomahawk.
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I think if you looked up the word "embroiled" in the dictionary, there'd just be a picture of prince andrew there.
December 14, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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I’m liking it on here. Going to enjoy this time before Matt Le Tiss arrives. 😂
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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By popular demand… the Guardian is officially on BlueSky

@theguardian.com
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Il diavolo.

Scotch egg with n'duja.

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November 17, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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Well, at least it got that one right.
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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Do NOT look at my typos

If you see them, no you did not
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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you know what. I kinda like it here.

real twitter 2014 vibes:
occasionally irritating, but without the fear that the third reich will reseruct if you say you thought Stellar Blade was mid
November 13, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Enjoying this platform and thank you to everyone following.
November 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
She's very helpful.
November 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Really early days on here (I signed up this morning), but it seems nice. Like twitter in the old days before it turned fucking hideous.
November 12, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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My Fave of the day.
November 11, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Gluten free scotch egg, anyone?
November 12, 2024 at 8:12 AM