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Caffeine fueled, Dark Brandon aligned, shit posting engine
WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS PUT TEARS IN MY EYES?!
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS PUT TEARS IN MY EYES?!
I was for back " I didn't lose my fiddle to a hillbilly in Georgia".
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was for back " I didn't lose my fiddle to a hillbilly in Georgia".
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.
Oh! Of course not
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh! Of course not
Yeah but i'd love to see it snap back so hard that it'll shoot him though the basement of hell.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yeah but i'd love to see it snap back so hard that it'll shoot him though the basement of hell.
I believe AOC when she spilled the tea the other day. MGT wanted to run for senate but trump told her no. Her "sudden flip" is her revenge tour.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I believe AOC when she spilled the tea the other day. MGT wanted to run for senate but trump told her no. Her "sudden flip" is her revenge tour.
Without a doubt. My theory is he "accidentally" may have 86'd several children
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Without a doubt. My theory is he "accidentally" may have 86'd several children
It's okay, think about all the asbestos they just aerosolized
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's okay, think about all the asbestos they just aerosolized
Thats probably what was thrown out the window the week trump went missing
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thats probably what was thrown out the window the week trump went missing
Hey look, its not a metaphor anymore!
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hey look, its not a metaphor anymore!
Jewish space lasers? I doubt it. I dont agree with her. it's just that she has decided to agree with me for a change.
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Jewish space lasers? I doubt it. I dont agree with her. it's just that she has decided to agree with me for a change.
Restore the fairness doctrine and glass steagall
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Restore the fairness doctrine and glass steagall
For years it was these
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
For years it was these
Is it bad that, that is actually how i write?
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is it bad that, that is actually how i write?
You want to really make him mad? Give Obama another one.
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You want to really make him mad? Give Obama another one.
The real snack that smiles back!
October 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The real snack that smiles back!
That reminds me, renfaire is coming up i gotta go get some Sacagaweas.
October 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That reminds me, renfaire is coming up i gotta go get some Sacagaweas.
A heeeell of a lot longer than that. Live in a state that has gun shows?
October 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A heeeell of a lot longer than that. Live in a state that has gun shows?
May you to be protected by his divine warning.
October 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
May you to be protected by his divine warning.
Careful now. Quoting what people have said can get you fired for some reason.
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Careful now. Quoting what people have said can get you fired for some reason.
Right up there with indy heat
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Right up there with indy heat
Reminds me of rc pro am
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reminds me of rc pro am