Machine Fox
machinefox.bsky.social
Machine Fox
@machinefox.bsky.social
Just some jackass on the internet. Have fun. Be good and if you can't be good just be kind.
My wife and I decided we're only going to be getting the Switch 2 either second hand or after a hefty price drop.

It is not worth anywhere near the asking price for us. Not to mention with Nintendo increasing the price of their games beyond PS, Xbox and PC? We'll be going elsewhere, thanks.
April 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Well, Nintendo has made one so expensive that I won't buy it, so there's that.
April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
He could do infinitely more for world peace by dying in his sleep tonight.
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I mean, I think RFK Jr. Is the wormiest. But Lil' Marco certainly lacks a spine. There are jellyfish floating around the Pacific that would be better equipped to stand up for themselves and their kind.
March 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You don't remove autocrats by asking nicely. There is an amendment to the constitution for precisely this eventuality and it's time to use it.
March 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You'll get the Epstein files as soon as they're done redacting every instance of Trump and Musk's names...it should only take about 15 years to get them all...
March 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Americans LOVE to go on about 2A and have happily sacrificed hundred of children at it's altar...well, now's the time to fucking use it as it was originally intended, so get to work!
March 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm actually several raccoons in a trench coat...does that count?
March 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Nah, she lacks the warmth and the depth...
March 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Bobo calls it a Freudian suck...
March 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Because the leader of those terrorists is calling the shots now.
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It depends. When he crawled out of his hole this morning did the Trumphog see his shadow?

Trick question, it doesn't matter, it's all on a demented whim anyway!
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Let him keep pushing. Protests across the country, unrest, desperation. You can only push people so far before they have nothing to lose and everything to gain...the question is just which event will be the one to break the camel's back?
March 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I'm just ignoring all my financial statements right now. I never had any chance of retiring to begin with, but I'd rather not be faced with the reality that all my savings have been wiped out in two months by a single orange turd.
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I mean, this is looking pretty great to me, but I'm not American, so I may be a bit biased.
March 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They haven't finished redacting every instance of Trump and Musk's names yet. That process could take years.
March 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me too. Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a loooooong line.
March 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
From his lips to god's ears...
March 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The State of the Union: Shit's Fucked.
March 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He's a proud Ukrainian, but not a proud man and that's what makes him a great leader.

He sets aside his own ego to do what is right and what is best for his people.
March 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM