Machina
@machinatian.bsky.social
I really can’t think of nothing convincing
Sf6 & splat3, aspiring philosopher/fashion icon
Type moon enjoyer (finished tsukihime remake)
Also I’m 30 https://ngl.link/machinatian
Sf6 & splat3, aspiring philosopher/fashion icon
Type moon enjoyer (finished tsukihime remake)
Also I’m 30 https://ngl.link/machinatian
Face of a man who just got a new roof put on
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Face of a man who just got a new roof put on
I’ve had more dreams/nightmares this last month than my entire life. I want the darkness back.
June 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve had more dreams/nightmares this last month than my entire life. I want the darkness back.
My barber and her girl arguing while she giving me a line up
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My barber and her girl arguing while she giving me a line up
I don’t think I’m gettin a tip yall
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don’t think I’m gettin a tip yall
I ended up liking the worst craft in the game but we move
June 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I ended up liking the worst craft in the game but we move
Unika is so gas I might be back
June 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Unika is so gas I might be back
Getting cm chicken (Korean Fried Chicken) after losing (you are depressed) is tradition. Unfortunately they are no longer serving soju, so it doubles as a great place for an AA meeting. It’s a masterpiece but it is heavy on the stomach. You will want to sleep afterwards. Sweet Korean/Honey Garlic
May 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Getting cm chicken (Korean Fried Chicken) after losing (you are depressed) is tradition. Unfortunately they are no longer serving soju, so it doubles as a great place for an AA meeting. It’s a masterpiece but it is heavy on the stomach. You will want to sleep afterwards. Sweet Korean/Honey Garlic
8 @ honey jam cafe right after I lost in 10 am pools in melty(it was not close) and I had chicken and waffles that had Cajun honey. I personally would have wanted it hotter spiced wise but i get how you Americans(derogatory) wouldn’t be able to hang. Somebody else bought fresh donuts and they banged
May 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
8 @ honey jam cafe right after I lost in 10 am pools in melty(it was not close) and I had chicken and waffles that had Cajun honey. I personally would have wanted it hotter spiced wise but i get how you Americans(derogatory) wouldn’t be able to hang. Somebody else bought fresh donuts and they banged
Corner bakery Cafe, the best breakfast pick by far. (the hotel wanted 23 unwashed dollars for a buffet and had a Starbucks(stinky) in the lobby full of dry and fly laden goodies. I had the bacon egg and cheese croissant and while I wish it was flakier. The truffle mocha more than made up for it. 8
May 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Corner bakery Cafe, the best breakfast pick by far. (the hotel wanted 23 unwashed dollars for a buffet and had a Starbucks(stinky) in the lobby full of dry and fly laden goodies. I had the bacon egg and cheese croissant and while I wish it was flakier. The truffle mocha more than made up for it. 8
Making a thread of food I ate during combo breaker. Pit stop bacon, sausage, & cheese Stromboli. Shit was like 8 bucks so ngl this is a sleeper heavy hitter. Coated it with crushed red pepper and this gotta be an 8 value driven all rounder for the competitor on the go. I also can’t eat pizza
May 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Making a thread of food I ate during combo breaker. Pit stop bacon, sausage, & cheese Stromboli. Shit was like 8 bucks so ngl this is a sleeper heavy hitter. Coated it with crushed red pepper and this gotta be an 8 value driven all rounder for the competitor on the go. I also can’t eat pizza
Some nuggets I found @shogun-hikari.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Some nuggets I found @shogun-hikari.bsky.social
I’ll see yall at combo breaker
May 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I’ll see yall at combo breaker
Skated, rode the bike, did OT, helped start a garden, got a fresh retwist, got my license plate settled, and did chores. Busy weekend but glad I knocked everything out.
May 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Skated, rode the bike, did OT, helped start a garden, got a fresh retwist, got my license plate settled, and did chores. Busy weekend but glad I knocked everything out.
Imma start smiling again in photos that are by myself, ngl I do it with my family all the time but I just don’t think to when I’m solo 😅
May 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Imma start smiling again in photos that are by myself, ngl I do it with my family all the time but I just don’t think to when I’m solo 😅
The way I feed stray cats
May 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The way I feed stray cats
I’m first in line at the dmv. Flawlessly executed my be. Pulled up 15 minutes early and immediately got out my car while everyone watched my approach. It was too late by then tho.
May 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I’m first in line at the dmv. Flawlessly executed my be. Pulled up 15 minutes early and immediately got out my car while everyone watched my approach. It was too late by then tho.
Everyone wanna be punk but then is like “yeah let’s hurt humanity as a whole in solidarity with the powers that be”
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Everyone wanna be punk but then is like “yeah let’s hurt humanity as a whole in solidarity with the powers that be”
Lowering the bar is so disheartening cuz now I gotta see ai art in all kinds of groups whenever I get a new hobby or partake in old ones. AI skateboarding/motorcycle memes make me wanna leave online altogether. Just feels so much more apparent nowadays how much no one cares about anyone else.
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Lowering the bar is so disheartening cuz now I gotta see ai art in all kinds of groups whenever I get a new hobby or partake in old ones. AI skateboarding/motorcycle memes make me wanna leave online altogether. Just feels so much more apparent nowadays how much no one cares about anyone else.
The guy I bought my bike from is has been the biggest nincompoop I have ever dealt with from a customer service perspective.He told me they were going to mail out some paperwork, my tags about to expire, I called around and it all lead me back to him where he confirmed he had it there the whole time
May 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The guy I bought my bike from is has been the biggest nincompoop I have ever dealt with from a customer service perspective.He told me they were going to mail out some paperwork, my tags about to expire, I called around and it all lead me back to him where he confirmed he had it there the whole time
I wish I could stack showers and then the extras will negate the funk of others
May 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I wish I could stack showers and then the extras will negate the funk of others
Got the expass(after walking to 3 different spots) and getting the maintenance done so now I should have no worries at all for the next 5K miles I think. Other than greasing the chain
May 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Got the expass(after walking to 3 different spots) and getting the maintenance done so now I should have no worries at all for the next 5K miles I think. Other than greasing the chain
I rode the bike to PA with the board strapped to my bike and ofc the first thing I get accused of is aura farming
May 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I rode the bike to PA with the board strapped to my bike and ofc the first thing I get accused of is aura farming
First time on the highway was a success
May 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
First time on the highway was a success