Luke
@machiep.bsky.social
Professional enthusiast.
Strategic partner.
Proven track record holder.
Strategic partner.
Proven track record holder.
I question not the existence of my pants, but their current location...
January 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I question not the existence of my pants, but their current location...
It's mango on the dancefloor
January 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's mango on the dancefloor
I keep forgetting to post things on social medias
January 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I keep forgetting to post things on social medias
Are you jumpy with your shoe?
January 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Are you jumpy with your shoe?
Eat other people's chicken
April 4, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Eat other people's chicken
What's the difference between beans and not beans?
One is beans and the other isn't.
One is beans and the other isn't.
March 20, 2024 at 11:17 AM
What's the difference between beans and not beans?
One is beans and the other isn't.
One is beans and the other isn't.
Chicken nugget farmers united against karaoke cricket.
January 31, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Chicken nugget farmers united against karaoke cricket.
Smack it (it's Potassium)
January 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Smack it (it's Potassium)
My new year's resolution is 720p. Not gonna be greedy this year
December 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM
My new year's resolution is 720p. Not gonna be greedy this year
🎵I don't know about you, but I'm doing smelly poo 🎵
December 26, 2023 at 2:59 AM
🎵I don't know about you, but I'm doing smelly poo 🎵
It'd be really weird having a missile toe
December 24, 2023 at 8:15 AM
It'd be really weird having a missile toe
Ooh this feels like a real app now with an actual logo
December 24, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Ooh this feels like a real app now with an actual logo
Reposted by Luke
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Beans beans, the musical beans, the more you eat, the more you beans.
December 12, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Beans beans, the musical beans, the more you eat, the more you beans.
There's more eggs than you realise.
November 17, 2023 at 12:19 AM
There's more eggs than you realise.
Put food in your mouth and you'll eat for a day. Put mouth in your mouth and you'll eat for an eat
November 6, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Put food in your mouth and you'll eat for a day. Put mouth in your mouth and you'll eat for an eat
You can take the pancake out of the dog, but you can't make it vote.
October 23, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You can take the pancake out of the dog, but you can't make it vote.
Why do people always yell "It's kumquat time!" When they're about to eat a kumquat...
October 13, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Why do people always yell "It's kumquat time!" When they're about to eat a kumquat...
I'm always so late to trends... I'm only just now getting COVID for the first time.
October 11, 2023 at 7:54 AM
I'm always so late to trends... I'm only just now getting COVID for the first time.
I ate so much cheese yesterday.
September 23, 2023 at 11:18 PM
I ate so much cheese yesterday.
I don't just laze about in bed eating mushrooms, I barely even like mushrooms...
September 20, 2023 at 4:33 AM
I don't just laze about in bed eating mushrooms, I barely even like mushrooms...