Machia Wheeler
@machiawheeler.bsky.social
I'm much wittier on paper.
Stay-At-Home Dad. Sometimes Custodian. Occasional Writer. Periodic Actor.
Stay-At-Home Dad. Sometimes Custodian. Occasional Writer. Periodic Actor.
I got this thing for Nancy Drew.
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue. Yeah, I think I'm falling in love. I wish she'd say she'd marry me and why she won't is a mystery.
Yeah, I know it's me she thinks of...
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue. Yeah, I think I'm falling in love. I wish she'd say she'd marry me and why she won't is a mystery.
Yeah, I know it's me she thinks of...
September 26, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I got this thing for Nancy Drew.
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue. Yeah, I think I'm falling in love. I wish she'd say she'd marry me and why she won't is a mystery.
Yeah, I know it's me she thinks of...
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue. Yeah, I think I'm falling in love. I wish she'd say she'd marry me and why she won't is a mystery.
Yeah, I know it's me she thinks of...
Unfortunately for the next health insurance representative who calls me, I just used up the last of my sarcasm reserves wishing the last insurance customer service representative a good morning, so now:
"Ye Be Warned..."
"Ye Be Warned..."
When speaking on the phone to someone, trying to solve a problem, I strive always to be calm and not to get angry or yell...
But I do admit to frequently stooping to biting sarcasm.
But I do admit to frequently stooping to biting sarcasm.
September 15, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Unfortunately for the next health insurance representative who calls me, I just used up the last of my sarcasm reserves wishing the last insurance customer service representative a good morning, so now:
"Ye Be Warned..."
"Ye Be Warned..."
I am, as a rule, always in favor of MORE colors, and MORE variety in baseball uniforms...
But the Rangers' uniforms tonight are horrendous...
But the Rangers' uniforms tonight are horrendous...
September 3, 2023 at 2:00 AM
I am, as a rule, always in favor of MORE colors, and MORE variety in baseball uniforms...
But the Rangers' uniforms tonight are horrendous...
But the Rangers' uniforms tonight are horrendous...
Quote post with a game that's nostalgic for you.
August 30, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Quote post with a game that's nostalgic for you.
"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it.
But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
August 22, 2023 at 7:54 PM
"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it.
But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
I scrolled through single of the 231 BeReals I've posted this year, and all of a sudden, I'm realizing what colors I look good in and what colors I should never wear again...
BeReal as a fashion app? 🤔
BeReal as a fashion app? 🤔
August 19, 2023 at 11:48 PM
I scrolled through single of the 231 BeReals I've posted this year, and all of a sudden, I'm realizing what colors I look good in and what colors I should never wear again...
BeReal as a fashion app? 🤔
BeReal as a fashion app? 🤔
When speaking on the phone to someone, trying to solve a problem, I strive always to be calm and not to get angry or yell...
But I do admit to frequently stooping to biting sarcasm.
But I do admit to frequently stooping to biting sarcasm.
August 18, 2023 at 5:44 PM
When speaking on the phone to someone, trying to solve a problem, I strive always to be calm and not to get angry or yell...
But I do admit to frequently stooping to biting sarcasm.
But I do admit to frequently stooping to biting sarcasm.
The only reason I know the song "Since U Been Gone" is because of Anne Hathaway...
August 15, 2023 at 4:34 PM
The only reason I know the song "Since U Been Gone" is because of Anne Hathaway...
I'm glad my TV doesn't give me reports on my weekly activities like my phone does...
"You've watched Antiques Roadshow 90% more this week"
"You've watched Antiques Roadshow 90% more this week"
August 15, 2023 at 2:18 AM
I'm glad my TV doesn't give me reports on my weekly activities like my phone does...
"You've watched Antiques Roadshow 90% more this week"
"You've watched Antiques Roadshow 90% more this week"
There's so much pressure on a new social media site...
You have to carefully curate what posts you'll want to cringe at in 10 years.
It's hard work building a legacy!
You have to carefully curate what posts you'll want to cringe at in 10 years.
It's hard work building a legacy!
August 14, 2023 at 5:02 PM
There's so much pressure on a new social media site...
You have to carefully curate what posts you'll want to cringe at in 10 years.
It's hard work building a legacy!
You have to carefully curate what posts you'll want to cringe at in 10 years.
It's hard work building a legacy!
Nothing more unnerving for those of us with unusual names than someone pronouncing your name correctly on the first try, no hesitation.
Now I'll just feel weird all day, thanks...
Now I'll just feel weird all day, thanks...
August 13, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Nothing more unnerving for those of us with unusual names than someone pronouncing your name correctly on the first try, no hesitation.
Now I'll just feel weird all day, thanks...
Now I'll just feel weird all day, thanks...
It's quiet here...
'Just that still sort of quiet
Like the sound of a page being turned in a book
Or a pause in a walk in the woods
Just that nice kind of quiet
Like the sound when you lie upside down in your bed
Just the sound of your heart in your head'
Thank goodness!
(Glad to be here!)
'Just that still sort of quiet
Like the sound of a page being turned in a book
Or a pause in a walk in the woods
Just that nice kind of quiet
Like the sound when you lie upside down in your bed
Just the sound of your heart in your head'
Thank goodness!
(Glad to be here!)
August 13, 2023 at 4:15 AM
It's quiet here...
'Just that still sort of quiet
Like the sound of a page being turned in a book
Or a pause in a walk in the woods
Just that nice kind of quiet
Like the sound when you lie upside down in your bed
Just the sound of your heart in your head'
Thank goodness!
(Glad to be here!)
'Just that still sort of quiet
Like the sound of a page being turned in a book
Or a pause in a walk in the woods
Just that nice kind of quiet
Like the sound when you lie upside down in your bed
Just the sound of your heart in your head'
Thank goodness!
(Glad to be here!)