Machiabella
@machiabella.bsky.social
Strong opinions, foul mouth. I will judge your political views and your interior decor. Indian food will placate my ire. #VoteBlue
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Dems, wake up!!!! The ads for the ag states for the midterms write themselves. Run reams of footage of Argentine farmers in the pampas packing countless sacks of soy and corn to ship to China juxtaposed with remarks from scared and desperate US farmers. @democrats.org
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dems, wake up!!!! The ads for the ag states for the midterms write themselves. Run reams of footage of Argentine farmers in the pampas packing countless sacks of soy and corn to ship to China juxtaposed with remarks from scared and desperate US farmers. @democrats.org
Although I have plenty of Tylenol, I may buy some more so I can help to fund the lawsuit.
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Although I have plenty of Tylenol, I may buy some more so I can help to fund the lawsuit.
How much of Laura Looner’s fixation on Bondi is rooted in rage and jealousy over the fact that the object of her obsession is publicly protecting another woman?
July 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
How much of Laura Looner’s fixation on Bondi is rooted in rage and jealousy over the fact that the object of her obsession is publicly protecting another woman?
I’m loving the latest round of MAGA on MAGA violence.
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’m loving the latest round of MAGA on MAGA violence.
When is Trump going to demand that Elon return his UPenn hoodie?
June 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When is Trump going to demand that Elon return his UPenn hoodie?
Actual footage of the Trump-Elon breakup.
June 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Actual footage of the Trump-Elon breakup.
Joe Biden’s greatest legacy, if he chooses to accept the mission, could possibly be him convincing stubborn men to go to the doctor for a physical and a prostate check.
You guys know who you are.
You guys know who you are.
May 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Joe Biden’s greatest legacy, if he chooses to accept the mission, could possibly be him convincing stubborn men to go to the doctor for a physical and a prostate check.
You guys know who you are.
You guys know who you are.
Kari Lake sues in Vatican court, insisting that the papal election was stolen from her.
May 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kari Lake sues in Vatican court, insisting that the papal election was stolen from her.
Marco Rubio got more jobs than the Headley family.
May 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Marco Rubio got more jobs than the Headley family.
Tick tock, motherfucker.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Tick tock, motherfucker.
With editorial commentary from
Laura Ingraham about owning the libs.
Laura Ingraham about owning the libs.
April 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
With editorial commentary from
Laura Ingraham about owning the libs.
Laura Ingraham about owning the libs.
Seriously, my guy?
March 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Seriously, my guy?
Uh huh. Because JD Vance is owned by Musk and Thiel.
March 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Uh huh. Because JD Vance is owned by Musk and Thiel.
“As the height of the McMansion offers a barrier against the community around you, the McMansion’s sprawling layout renders the community unnecessary.” #architecture #interiordesign
They’re Sprouting Up in Every Rich Neighborhood in America—Including Mine. I Had to Know Where They Came From.
My quest to understand the 5,600-square-foot architectural curiosity that appeared next door.
slate.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“As the height of the McMansion offers a barrier against the community around you, the McMansion’s sprawling layout renders the community unnecessary.” #architecture #interiordesign
Reposted by Machiabella
I’m the dairy farmer running in the special election to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District.
Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?
Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?
March 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m the dairy farmer running in the special election to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District.
Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?
Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?
He’s the white Nick Cannon.
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
He’s the white Nick Cannon.
This administration’s circular firing squad is lit.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: All HHS employees just received this email informing them that they no longer have to comply with Elon Musk’s 5 bullet point email, but if they do, they should “assume that what [they] write will be read by malign foreign actors . . .”
February 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This administration’s circular firing squad is lit.
Have y’all seen this Elon mess?? Good conservative family values on display.
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Have y’all seen this Elon mess?? Good conservative family values on display.
Let’s have a conversation about breaking trauma cycles.
February 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Let’s have a conversation about breaking trauma cycles.