Mâché
@machetheferret.bsky.social
mama ferret | pfp: pizzapawst | banner: kibblesyourbits | i write smut! see pinned thread for more details | 🏳️⚧️ she/he/it ΘΔ&, HRT 5/4/21 | 24🔞MINORS DNI | love gfs 💙♥️🧡🤍💚
...well, let's just say, from now on, there's gonna be quite a few changes around here...
...or rather, there's gonna be quite a few things that Definitely Were Always Like That Don't Think About It Too Hard. yknow, typical retroactive fare, as it always has been
speaking of, nice J-cups btw ::3
...or rather, there's gonna be quite a few things that Definitely Were Always Like That Don't Think About It Too Hard. yknow, typical retroactive fare, as it always has been
speaking of, nice J-cups btw ::3
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
...well, let's just say, from now on, there's gonna be quite a few changes around here...
...or rather, there's gonna be quite a few things that Definitely Were Always Like That Don't Think About It Too Hard. yknow, typical retroactive fare, as it always has been
speaking of, nice J-cups btw ::3
...or rather, there's gonna be quite a few things that Definitely Were Always Like That Don't Think About It Too Hard. yknow, typical retroactive fare, as it always has been
speaking of, nice J-cups btw ::3
of course, there's many folks more powerful than me who can just handwave my edits outright. not that i mind! with this Pen, i've already got so much of reality to play around with, i don't mind not controlling *all* of it, y'know? what do i look like, a capitalist? :P
as for the rest of y'all...
as for the rest of y'all...
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
of course, there's many folks more powerful than me who can just handwave my edits outright. not that i mind! with this Pen, i've already got so much of reality to play around with, i don't mind not controlling *all* of it, y'know? what do i look like, a capitalist? :P
as for the rest of y'all...
as for the rest of y'all...
...well, to be honest, you've *always* been that big and round, right? says right here in your character bio! :3
and look at that big soft tail...those nice round ears...that sweet pettable mustelid muzzle...
aww, you make such cute noises! dooking and chittering happily...such a good ferret...
and look at that big soft tail...those nice round ears...that sweet pettable mustelid muzzle...
aww, you make such cute noises! dooking and chittering happily...such a good ferret...
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
...well, to be honest, you've *always* been that big and round, right? says right here in your character bio! :3
and look at that big soft tail...those nice round ears...that sweet pettable mustelid muzzle...
aww, you make such cute noises! dooking and chittering happily...such a good ferret...
and look at that big soft tail...those nice round ears...that sweet pettable mustelid muzzle...
aww, you make such cute noises! dooking and chittering happily...such a good ferret...
for instance, am reading over your real-life character description here and noticing you're not a 500lb ferret with huge boobs (of any gender, naturally), so i think im gonna just draw a big red strike through that text and substitute it with my preferred edits!
i'd say "hope you don't mind" but...
i'd say "hope you don't mind" but...
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
for instance, am reading over your real-life character description here and noticing you're not a 500lb ferret with huge boobs (of any gender, naturally), so i think im gonna just draw a big red strike through that text and substitute it with my preferred edits!
i'd say "hope you don't mind" but...
i'd say "hope you don't mind" but...
meant to follow you here ages ago since i already did on FA, whoops!
anyways...not sure how exactly i'd manage to fit into a suit of ya, but i'll shoot my shot regardless!
anyways...not sure how exactly i'd manage to fit into a suit of ya, but i'll shoot my shot regardless!
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
meant to follow you here ages ago since i already did on FA, whoops!
anyways...not sure how exactly i'd manage to fit into a suit of ya, but i'll shoot my shot regardless!
anyways...not sure how exactly i'd manage to fit into a suit of ya, but i'll shoot my shot regardless!
ghuhhhhhhhh...
wapwas....
wapwas....
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
ghuhhhhhhhh...
wapwas....
wapwas....
[do let me know if y'all want more of this silly stuff, or if it's too much lol
i've realized with how often i've had random kinky ideas i should be turning more of them into posts, hence this post chain plus the last few random posts of mine.
hope y'all like them? idk, goodnight y'all lmao]
i've realized with how often i've had random kinky ideas i should be turning more of them into posts, hence this post chain plus the last few random posts of mine.
hope y'all like them? idk, goodnight y'all lmao]
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
[do let me know if y'all want more of this silly stuff, or if it's too much lol
i've realized with how often i've had random kinky ideas i should be turning more of them into posts, hence this post chain plus the last few random posts of mine.
hope y'all like them? idk, goodnight y'all lmao]
i've realized with how often i've had random kinky ideas i should be turning more of them into posts, hence this post chain plus the last few random posts of mine.
hope y'all like them? idk, goodnight y'all lmao]
so in total that's 2- sorry, *3* heads, 12 ears, 12 eyes (and 3 glasses)...
"6 tongues, 4 boobs, 4 arms...what else?..."
<oh, 4 dicks, and- wait when did we...ah forget it, 2 big ol' tails, AND->
~And a partridge in a pear tree!~
OH "GOD" <DAMNIT>
[END, probably. guh. tf was i on tonight lmao]
"6 tongues, 4 boobs, 4 arms...what else?..."
<oh, 4 dicks, and- wait when did we...ah forget it, 2 big ol' tails, AND->
~And a partridge in a pear tree!~
OH "GOD" <DAMNIT>
[END, probably. guh. tf was i on tonight lmao]
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
so in total that's 2- sorry, *3* heads, 12 ears, 12 eyes (and 3 glasses)...
"6 tongues, 4 boobs, 4 arms...what else?..."
<oh, 4 dicks, and- wait when did we...ah forget it, 2 big ol' tails, AND->
~And a partridge in a pear tree!~
OH "GOD" <DAMNIT>
[END, probably. guh. tf was i on tonight lmao]
"6 tongues, 4 boobs, 4 arms...what else?..."
<oh, 4 dicks, and- wait when did we...ah forget it, 2 big ol' tails, AND->
~And a partridge in a pear tree!~
OH "GOD" <DAMNIT>
[END, probably. guh. tf was i on tonight lmao]
...so we're just gonna offset the even numbers thing we had going on?
<three heads is hot though>
"i mean yea but also you got the middle!! twice the kisses!! how can we compete with that,,,"
<also means i'm sandwiched between y'all, y'all got the window and aisle seats.>
...right "yea that's fair"
<three heads is hot though>
"i mean yea but also you got the middle!! twice the kisses!! how can we compete with that,,,"
<also means i'm sandwiched between y'all, y'all got the window and aisle seats.>
...right "yea that's fair"
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
...so we're just gonna offset the even numbers thing we had going on?
<three heads is hot though>
"i mean yea but also you got the middle!! twice the kisses!! how can we compete with that,,,"
<also means i'm sandwiched between y'all, y'all got the window and aisle seats.>
...right "yea that's fair"
<three heads is hot though>
"i mean yea but also you got the middle!! twice the kisses!! how can we compete with that,,,"
<also means i'm sandwiched between y'all, y'all got the window and aisle seats.>
...right "yea that's fair"
pulling back from kissing for a sec...
"huff, damn, you're really into this aren't'cha maddie"
says you, me. dork.
"you're literally me, dork. double-dork."
can we go back to making out and jerking it
"yea my bad, let's get back to it"
<hold on, isn't there someone y'all forgot to ask?>
HUH "WHAT"
"huff, damn, you're really into this aren't'cha maddie"
says you, me. dork.
"you're literally me, dork. double-dork."
can we go back to making out and jerking it
"yea my bad, let's get back to it"
<hold on, isn't there someone y'all forgot to ask?>
HUH "WHAT"
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
pulling back from kissing for a sec...
"huff, damn, you're really into this aren't'cha maddie"
says you, me. dork.
"you're literally me, dork. double-dork."
can we go back to making out and jerking it
"yea my bad, let's get back to it"
<hold on, isn't there someone y'all forgot to ask?>
HUH "WHAT"
"huff, damn, you're really into this aren't'cha maddie"
says you, me. dork.
"you're literally me, dork. double-dork."
can we go back to making out and jerking it
"yea my bad, let's get back to it"
<hold on, isn't there someone y'all forgot to ask?>
HUH "WHAT"
two ferret heads, each with four ears and four eyes each aided by a pair of big round glasses, four long tongues intertwining within two smoochin' muzzles
groping four boobs and two cocks with four soft paws, two tails curling around each other like snakes in heat...
groping four boobs and two cocks with four soft paws, two tails curling around each other like snakes in heat...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
two ferret heads, each with four ears and four eyes each aided by a pair of big round glasses, four long tongues intertwining within two smoochin' muzzles
groping four boobs and two cocks with four soft paws, two tails curling around each other like snakes in heat...
groping four boobs and two cocks with four soft paws, two tails curling around each other like snakes in heat...
rubbing and groping and- hey wait, WE???
i look to my left with my right head and my right with my left head and-
*oh.* h-hey. "oh uh...hi there..."
...
"...wanna make out? i think we've got two tongues each now too"
...w-wait...when did...
...umm...yeasureletsdothatpleasethankyou
i look to my left with my right head and my right with my left head and-
*oh.* h-hey. "oh uh...hi there..."
...
"...wanna make out? i think we've got two tongues each now too"
...w-wait...when did...
...umm...yeasureletsdothatpleasethankyou
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
rubbing and groping and- hey wait, WE???
i look to my left with my right head and my right with my left head and-
*oh.* h-hey. "oh uh...hi there..."
...
"...wanna make out? i think we've got two tongues each now too"
...w-wait...when did...
...umm...yeasureletsdothatpleasethankyou
i look to my left with my right head and my right with my left head and-
*oh.* h-hey. "oh uh...hi there..."
...
"...wanna make out? i think we've got two tongues each now too"
...w-wait...when did...
...umm...yeasureletsdothatpleasethankyou
upper-left paw, upper dick...
lower-right paw, lower dick...
upper-right paw, lower-right boob...
lower-right paw, upper-left boob...
after a few minutes, we SWITCH
upper-left paw, lower-left boob...
lower-right paw, upper-right boob...
upper-right paw, lower dick...
lower-right paw, upper dick...
lower-right paw, lower dick...
upper-right paw, lower-right boob...
lower-right paw, upper-left boob...
after a few minutes, we SWITCH
upper-left paw, lower-left boob...
lower-right paw, upper-right boob...
upper-right paw, lower dick...
lower-right paw, upper dick...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
upper-left paw, upper dick...
lower-right paw, lower dick...
upper-right paw, lower-right boob...
lower-right paw, upper-left boob...
after a few minutes, we SWITCH
upper-left paw, lower-left boob...
lower-right paw, upper-right boob...
upper-right paw, lower dick...
lower-right paw, upper dick...
lower-right paw, lower dick...
upper-right paw, lower-right boob...
lower-right paw, upper-left boob...
after a few minutes, we SWITCH
upper-left paw, lower-left boob...
lower-right paw, upper-right boob...
upper-right paw, lower dick...
lower-right paw, upper dick...
and as i rub...and huff...i have my paws pull my dick in opposite directions more and more, untilll...
ghhh
two dicks...stacked one on top of the other...where do i even begin? do i rub both at once? one paw or two? or two per dick? rub them against each other? o-or...
no...this must be *perfect*
ghhh
two dicks...stacked one on top of the other...where do i even begin? do i rub both at once? one paw or two? or two per dick? rub them against each other? o-or...
no...this must be *perfect*
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
and as i rub...and huff...i have my paws pull my dick in opposite directions more and more, untilll...
ghhh
two dicks...stacked one on top of the other...where do i even begin? do i rub both at once? one paw or two? or two per dick? rub them against each other? o-or...
no...this must be *perfect*
ghhh
two dicks...stacked one on top of the other...where do i even begin? do i rub both at once? one paw or two? or two per dick? rub them against each other? o-or...
no...this must be *perfect*
well, all this bodypart duplicating has got me...pretty worked up...but obviously, even there, i still want *MORE*
so of course, im just gonna...reach down with my lower arms (while rubbing my boobs more with upper arms, naturally), slip my pants off, and start giving myself a good rub...
so of course, im just gonna...reach down with my lower arms (while rubbing my boobs more with upper arms, naturally), slip my pants off, and start giving myself a good rub...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
well, all this bodypart duplicating has got me...pretty worked up...but obviously, even there, i still want *MORE*
so of course, im just gonna...reach down with my lower arms (while rubbing my boobs more with upper arms, naturally), slip my pants off, and start giving myself a good rub...
so of course, im just gonna...reach down with my lower arms (while rubbing my boobs more with upper arms, naturally), slip my pants off, and start giving myself a good rub...
hmm...two tails? fuck it, why the hell not
i wrap my tail around me and grip its tip firmly, digging in and peeling two previously indiscernible halves apart, allllllll the way down to the base, before giving my ass a wiggle just to completely separate them into two big soft tails!
...now what?...
i wrap my tail around me and grip its tip firmly, digging in and peeling two previously indiscernible halves apart, allllllll the way down to the base, before giving my ass a wiggle just to completely separate them into two big soft tails!
...now what?...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
hmm...two tails? fuck it, why the hell not
i wrap my tail around me and grip its tip firmly, digging in and peeling two previously indiscernible halves apart, allllllll the way down to the base, before giving my ass a wiggle just to completely separate them into two big soft tails!
...now what?...
i wrap my tail around me and grip its tip firmly, digging in and peeling two previously indiscernible halves apart, allllllll the way down to the base, before giving my ass a wiggle just to completely separate them into two big soft tails!
...now what?...
rubbing around my eyes a bit, not touching them but just around them, and pulling upward on the divets they occupy in my face until a second set forms and slide back into place, blinking open in tune with the originals
and they called me four-eyes *before* all this started, hehehehe ::3
more...
and they called me four-eyes *before* all this started, hehehehe ::3
more...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
rubbing around my eyes a bit, not touching them but just around them, and pulling upward on the divets they occupy in my face until a second set forms and slide back into place, blinking open in tune with the originals
and they called me four-eyes *before* all this started, hehehehe ::3
more...
and they called me four-eyes *before* all this started, hehehehe ::3
more...
...i still want *more*
i keep playing with my boobs with my lower arms, but with my top arms, i get to work on my head
i grab my ears and rub and tug on them (doesnt feel as sensitive as when others rub them but oh well!) until from each ear another ear pops right out! four ears! :3
what else...
i keep playing with my boobs with my lower arms, but with my top arms, i get to work on my head
i grab my ears and rub and tug on them (doesnt feel as sensitive as when others rub them but oh well!) until from each ear another ear pops right out! four ears! :3
what else...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
...i still want *more*
i keep playing with my boobs with my lower arms, but with my top arms, i get to work on my head
i grab my ears and rub and tug on them (doesnt feel as sensitive as when others rub them but oh well!) until from each ear another ear pops right out! four ears! :3
what else...
i keep playing with my boobs with my lower arms, but with my top arms, i get to work on my head
i grab my ears and rub and tug on them (doesnt feel as sensitive as when others rub them but oh well!) until from each ear another ear pops right out! four ears! :3
what else...
with my top arms, i keep hold of my boobs. with my bottom arms, i grab my boobs and *tug* downward - slowly, tenderly, a moan slipping through my lips as i go with how sensitive the whole affair is - until...
*fwoomp*
two rows of boobs, stacked and pressing against each other, so soft and...and...
*fwoomp*
two rows of boobs, stacked and pressing against each other, so soft and...and...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
with my top arms, i keep hold of my boobs. with my bottom arms, i grab my boobs and *tug* downward - slowly, tenderly, a moan slipping through my lips as i go with how sensitive the whole affair is - until...
*fwoomp*
two rows of boobs, stacked and pressing against each other, so soft and...and...
*fwoomp*
two rows of boobs, stacked and pressing against each other, so soft and...and...
from there, i can keep pulling and pulling, separating the original from the new, like prying two wet noodles apart, until *pop,* i've now got two left arms
do the same for the other arm and boom, two rows of arms!
four paws for groping myself with...
...but i still want *more*
do the same for the other arm and boom, two rows of arms!
four paws for groping myself with...
...but i still want *more*
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
from there, i can keep pulling and pulling, separating the original from the new, like prying two wet noodles apart, until *pop,* i've now got two left arms
do the same for the other arm and boom, two rows of arms!
four paws for groping myself with...
...but i still want *more*
do the same for the other arm and boom, two rows of arms!
four paws for groping myself with...
...but i still want *more*