Hazel
@machetedog.bsky.social
28 | Butch Dyke | bicycle and plamo enjoyer
things are looking up.. booked a dental cleaning and an appointment with my endo to swap to injections/estrogen monotherapy.. NEVER KILL YOURSELF <3
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
things are looking up.. booked a dental cleaning and an appointment with my endo to swap to injections/estrogen monotherapy.. NEVER KILL YOURSELF <3
at least we have fat puppy girl ass with tasteful backsack and…. uhhh puffy estrogenized nipples <3 yippie!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
at least we have fat puppy girl ass with tasteful backsack and…. uhhh puffy estrogenized nipples <3 yippie!!
I was born to wag that thank and smack people… knock shit over and get away with it since I’m sooo cute and handsome..
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I was born to wag that thank and smack people… knock shit over and get away with it since I’m sooo cute and handsome..
what’s up girl sweat nation‼️ ahh … I mean woof
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
what’s up girl sweat nation‼️ ahh … I mean woof
it just isn’t fair… it should be me 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it just isn’t fair… it should be me 😭
I will be honest… the sheer euphoria of wearing a knot sheath is genuinely unmatched.
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will be honest… the sheer euphoria of wearing a knot sheath is genuinely unmatched.
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
Curren Chan themed fixed gear build in dah works… lets goooooo
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Curren Chan themed fixed gear build in dah works… lets goooooo
only bringing the necessities 👍
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
only bringing the necessities 👍
her social media addiction could easily be replaced by a glowing orb addiction.. #cutecurren #evilmachinations #bluelightaddiction
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
her social media addiction could easily be replaced by a glowing orb addiction.. #cutecurren #evilmachinations #bluelightaddiction
average coconut berry redbull enjoyer has logged on
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
average coconut berry redbull enjoyer has logged on
Putting the ass in Kim Passable
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Putting the ass in Kim Passable
yeah sure I’ll jack a rabbit 👍
June 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
yeah sure I’ll jack a rabbit 👍
painbridge island (yeeouch!!)
February 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
painbridge island (yeeouch!!)
manifesting DD’s. pray for me, sisters ❤️🙏
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
manifesting DD’s. pray for me, sisters ❤️🙏
albion wip: got all the red surfaces painted. still need to do some tape seam leakage and do some minor touch ups, but I’m very happy with the progress I’ve been able to make today. #gunpla #plamo #gunplawip #plamowip
February 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
albion wip: got all the red surfaces painted. still need to do some tape seam leakage and do some minor touch ups, but I’m very happy with the progress I’ve been able to make today. #gunpla #plamo #gunplawip #plamowip
prog prescription delayed.. wolp copium arc inbound 🙃
February 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
prog prescription delayed.. wolp copium arc inbound 🙃
my legs are cardio are shit. I fogor how difficult this is 😮💨
February 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
my legs are cardio are shit. I fogor how difficult this is 😮💨