Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley
@machete.dog
🐶🐻 37 and mostly a dog at this point. Extremely NSFMoms. Will hump for food.
https://x.com/machetepup
https://x.com/machetepup
I’m a good boy I promise
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m a good boy I promise
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Me and my bf @zimdel.bsky.social giving @machete.dog the good boy sandwich treatment
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me and my bf @zimdel.bsky.social giving @machete.dog the good boy sandwich treatment
Good boys get teeth hugs
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Good boys get teeth hugs
Can any puppy tell me what this says?
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Can any puppy tell me what this says?
Officer GoodBoy showing you his softer side
September 29, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Officer GoodBoy showing you his softer side
*heavy panting*
September 23, 2023 at 2:51 PM
*heavy panting*
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How’s it smell down there?
September 10, 2023 at 9:54 PM
How’s it smell down there?
@machete.dog Officer GoodBoy has your scent and is on your tail
August 26, 2023 at 4:02 AM
@machete.dog Officer GoodBoy has your scent and is on your tail
New App. Who ‘dis?
August 12, 2023 at 8:25 PM
New App. Who ‘dis?