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Like A Muthafuckin' Pack of Kools
@mach55.bsky.social
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39. Black. Tired, angry and queer. Talk that crazy shit to somebody else. Scott Dixon enjoyer. Child educator + head amputator. Best taste in games you have ever seen. He/him/Bruh. MDNI
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Staying in the crib tonight
"Ask me my "Top 5" anything."
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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NHK AIN'T SHIT LMAOOOO
Photo of the video thumbnail of NHK's coverage of day 5 of the November Grand Sumo tournament, featuring a stumbling Aonishiki as he is sidestepped, or henka'd, by his opponent and favorite wrestler Wakatakakage
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Sad guy and happy guy on a bus meme
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Jail. JAIL. JAAAAIIIILLLLL.
Shazam result revealing the face and name of the heathen responsible for the worst cover of TLC's "No Scrubs" I have ever heard.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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And this is why those rallies accomplish nothing
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Stealing flows too
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Oh right, Big Ass Salad update, I found a new favorite Caesar dressing. Also I'm just gonna make em myself, buying the 6 pack of romaine and adding Kirkland bacon bits to the mix
Jar of Litehouse Caesar dressing
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Today's stupid arbitrary injury brought to you by minification, which I haven't experienced in 18 years. So yeah, this happened
Pic of me in new glasses
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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While I'm here yall need to stop using this shit, Tariq Nasheed is human garbage but yall love LTG memes too so I know that's too much to ask
"The random e-celeb I dislike" meme, featuring Tariq Nasheed, a person you should also hate
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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NIKKE TIER LIST
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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No Kings except King Leo
King Leo, a man so ridiculously hard he finishes boxing flurries with a broadsword
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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HOW FAR TO PARADISE
HOW FAR TO PARADISE
HOW LONG THE JOURNEY TO DELIVERY MY SOUL
HOW FAR TO PARADISE
HOW FAR TO PARADISE
HOW....FAR...BACK....TO MY HOOOOOOOME
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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❤️❤️❤️
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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DON'T SAVE HIM
HE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
DON'T SAVE HIM
HE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
DON'T SAVE HIM
HE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
DON'T SAVE HIM
HE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
October 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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🤭
Mike Tirico in a lightly colored suit, smiling for the camera
October 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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MY BABY MOMMA BETTER THAN THESE RNB HOES
TOWEL ON THE FLOOR LOOKIN THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE
I ASK EM WHO IS IT, THEY SAY ROOM SERVICE
GIVE ONE MINUTE SHE GETTIN WOMB SERVICE (DAMN)
Kirby screaming into a mic
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Rob Zacny: buys extremely sensitive glass-laden appliances

Also Rob Zacny:
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Sept 30 Oct 1
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Damn this little nigga was cool as hell, wonder what happened to him
Birthday photo of everyone's favorite little dude before The Fall. The balloon was my grandmother's idea lol
September 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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IFKYK
September 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Quick locs update - we are now entering the titty zone, one can even touch my nip!
Pic of me after a quick hair wash. My longer locs stretch down to my chest now.
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM