Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth
mach101010.bsky.social
Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth
@mach101010.bsky.social
Such a Warfiter
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Clearly you've never seen a highly intoxicated B&E try to deke out the cops on a janked BMX while dragging a lawnmower in the dead of winter. If I could bottle that shit it I'd have a cure for depression
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The thing is, for their whole lives we idolize and reward these wealthy parasites for being greedy inhuman sociopaths. And somehow we're shocked and appalled that this process turns out more greedy inhuman sociopaths. American Dream my friend this was -always- the intended result.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There is an easy answer. STFU mind your own business worry about your own exam you douchenozzle
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"if you scratch it it'll get worse." Psyeah. Right. Like you can see the future scritchscritchscritch*

*It got worse
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Necessity is the mother of invention which is why I am doomed to wait till the last minute. Fall or dive doesn't matter all they'll remember is how gracefully you hit the water ✊♥️
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Finally the FX Guys get some goddamn screen time
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Look how safe all of this has made you
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
SPEED was on a bus that wasn't moving very quick. Then inexplicably the sequel was on an even slower boat
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
AI works if you do the work for it. Fucking brilliant. Totally worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Light it tamp down your dottle and let it smoulder. Don't need to puff if you don't wanna
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Didn't happen.
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don't miss the horniness continuously bleeding into every space. No yucking anyone's yum but I prefer to consciously seek out erotica at an appropriate time not have it randomly blart out at me while doomscrolling on a packed bus.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm envisioning this kind of face mask with a tube that lets him fart right into his own open mouth. It's got to be something like that, carbon monoxide alone can't explain it
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
No it's not special, it's just dementia.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hahahha represent ✊
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You ain't lived until you've watched the 12hr extended cut
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not wrong, but check out Dungeon Soup's "My Blade" on YT for commentary on overconfident craftsmen for counterpoint.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Fine but the prison gets built at the bottom of the Marianas trench and the inmates have to swim down on their own
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Placental bleed will kill both mom and kid in 5 minutes. It's your choice momma it really is but if it goes bad do you want to be 90s away from the OR or 15 minutes?
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In retrospect it was a mistake to install wifi on the Memory Ward
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Wish brand Goebbels
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM