Me waiting patiently for grandpa to wander underneath the mistletoe so I can French kiss him.
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Me waiting patiently for grandpa to wander underneath the mistletoe so I can French kiss him.
Sup bitch ya wanna talk some shit?
December 13, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Sup bitch ya wanna talk some shit?
They banned Perry for being not gay it’s insane.
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 PM
They banned Perry for being not gay it’s insane.
I remember going to my first freakoff with grandpa when I was only 11 years old. Still go with him but the first is always the best!
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I remember going to my first freakoff with grandpa when I was only 11 years old. Still go with him but the first is always the best!
Dragging my balls through broken glass just for the hell of it.
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Dragging my balls through broken glass just for the hell of it.
Won every freak off I ever entered I’m a fucking menace with the baby oil.
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Won every freak off I ever entered I’m a fucking menace with the baby oil.
The gamer shall inherit the Earth.
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The gamer shall inherit the Earth.
I keep a small sack of black hair in my pocket so that I may touch it whenever I please.
November 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I keep a small sack of black hair in my pocket so that I may touch it whenever I please.
I hocked a lougie into Stancil’s impossible burger.
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I hocked a lougie into Stancil’s impossible burger.
Everywhere I go I must grape.
November 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Everywhere I go I must grape.
Dick slap a bitch’s birthday cake.
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Dick slap a bitch’s birthday cake.
Hittin it from the back with my fanny pack on.
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Hittin it from the back with my fanny pack on.
Lowkey it’s crazy how I be for real horny on bluesky.
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Lowkey it’s crazy how I be for real horny on bluesky.
I developed a new way to eat boogers that the worl ain’t never seen befo
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I developed a new way to eat boogers that the worl ain’t never seen befo
AML4AM (Alpha Male looking 4 Alpha Males)
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
AML4AM (Alpha Male looking 4 Alpha Males)
Eatin’ so many shrimps I got iodine poisoning.
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Eatin’ so many shrimps I got iodine poisoning.