Jynxed_it
@maceycollum.bsky.social
I am a legally blind artist and aspiring book author! My art is under the name Chezalyne Pride (funny story actually)
I bet ghosts talk crap about us. “Oh she’s eating cereal for dinner AGAIN?! Screw it im turning on the sink n scaring the crap out of her.”
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I bet ghosts talk crap about us. “Oh she’s eating cereal for dinner AGAIN?! Screw it im turning on the sink n scaring the crap out of her.”
So i read an article today that reports that dogs in Chernobyl r TURNING BLUE!!! I saw a few pictures and WOW! I really wanna know whats causing it!
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So i read an article today that reports that dogs in Chernobyl r TURNING BLUE!!! I saw a few pictures and WOW! I really wanna know whats causing it!
So, today marks my 255 day learning Russian on Duolingo. I can ask for cheese. And cuss. I feel powerful lmao!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
So, today marks my 255 day learning Russian on Duolingo. I can ask for cheese. And cuss. I feel powerful lmao!!!!
Having a new kitten is like having a new toddler on pure uncut speed. This little gremlin is EVERYWHERE.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Having a new kitten is like having a new toddler on pure uncut speed. This little gremlin is EVERYWHERE.
Everytime i think i can relax, life gets alil more crazy. When its day time n chaos is happening im fine, but moments like this, slow, i feel like im drowning…..
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Everytime i think i can relax, life gets alil more crazy. When its day time n chaos is happening im fine, but moments like this, slow, i feel like im drowning…..
So we were chosen by the cat-distribution-system and now have a little baby kitten named Rayne. He is super precious!!! And growing like a little weed. I’ve missed having a kitten lol
April 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So we were chosen by the cat-distribution-system and now have a little baby kitten named Rayne. He is super precious!!! And growing like a little weed. I’ve missed having a kitten lol
These kittens r melting my heart!!!
April 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
These kittens r melting my heart!!!
So a few days ago we had a storm come through. Mom went out to smoke a cigaret n came back in with a baby kitten!! His mom was moving dens n dropped him near our bee hives! We’ve got him cleaned up n have decided to keep him. Hes the sweetest little guy ❤️
April 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So a few days ago we had a storm come through. Mom went out to smoke a cigaret n came back in with a baby kitten!! His mom was moving dens n dropped him near our bee hives! We’ve got him cleaned up n have decided to keep him. Hes the sweetest little guy ❤️
skylight.social/profile/did:... i can’t stop laughing lol
skylight.social
April 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
skylight.social/profile/did:... i can’t stop laughing lol
So i have a fear of tornados after almost loosing my dad n brother to one as a kid. I have woke up 2 hours before the storm is hitting my area n going window to window. I made an anti-Oz nest in the bathroom already.
March 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
So i have a fear of tornados after almost loosing my dad n brother to one as a kid. I have woke up 2 hours before the storm is hitting my area n going window to window. I made an anti-Oz nest in the bathroom already.
Theres nothing worse than a contact list full of people u cant call when u need a friend………
March 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Theres nothing worse than a contact list full of people u cant call when u need a friend………
How many times can a human get almost close enough to joy…..but have it ripped away at the last second. I think im the record holder……..
March 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
How many times can a human get almost close enough to joy…..but have it ripped away at the last second. I think im the record holder……..
Well i finally upgraded to a magsafe case and pop socket. Its higher than im used to, but being able to easily swap it out is pretty nice. I went a’lil ham n bought 3 grips to try including a pop socket.
March 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well i finally upgraded to a magsafe case and pop socket. Its higher than im used to, but being able to easily swap it out is pretty nice. I went a’lil ham n bought 3 grips to try including a pop socket.
To im on day 25 of learning Russian with duolingo, why the hell do i feel like im in a toxic relationship with this owl? Lmao!!!
February 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
To im on day 25 of learning Russian with duolingo, why the hell do i feel like im in a toxic relationship with this owl? Lmao!!!
So im up late updating a character for another book n decided to make him a Mountain Lion shifter. Looking up reference photos for his shifter form i have had a realization; im going to die by trying to pet one. I found my white woman kryptonite. Cougars r just so cute!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
So im up late updating a character for another book n decided to make him a Mountain Lion shifter. Looking up reference photos for his shifter form i have had a realization; im going to die by trying to pet one. I found my white woman kryptonite. Cougars r just so cute!!!!
So i started a little game with my partner. I have a little Loki figure from a happy meal that, on a whim, i hid in her bathroom one day. When she finds him, she rehides him somewhere in my bathroom. Neither has acknowledged it tho lol!! This is month 2 of the unspoken Loki Wars.
February 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
So i started a little game with my partner. I have a little Loki figure from a happy meal that, on a whim, i hid in her bathroom one day. When she finds him, she rehides him somewhere in my bathroom. Neither has acknowledged it tho lol!! This is month 2 of the unspoken Loki Wars.
Guys, Elon Musk is getting a lot of hate…..but i think we can do better.
Come on DO 👏 BETTER 👏
Hate him like you’re Eminem n hes Ja Rule!! Or Nickleback, BUT FOR A REASON!! Hate him like Shou-fucking-Tucker!!!!
DO BETTER!!!!
Come on DO 👏 BETTER 👏
Hate him like you’re Eminem n hes Ja Rule!! Or Nickleback, BUT FOR A REASON!! Hate him like Shou-fucking-Tucker!!!!
DO BETTER!!!!
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Guys, Elon Musk is getting a lot of hate…..but i think we can do better.
Come on DO 👏 BETTER 👏
Hate him like you’re Eminem n hes Ja Rule!! Or Nickleback, BUT FOR A REASON!! Hate him like Shou-fucking-Tucker!!!!
DO BETTER!!!!
Come on DO 👏 BETTER 👏
Hate him like you’re Eminem n hes Ja Rule!! Or Nickleback, BUT FOR A REASON!! Hate him like Shou-fucking-Tucker!!!!
DO BETTER!!!!
Today just feels bleak. I just want to stay in bed and play video games.
February 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Today just feels bleak. I just want to stay in bed and play video games.
So has anyone checked FourChan boards or dark web pages for “patriots” willing to coordinate plane crashes n sacrifice themselves and other to scare the US people into not fleeing the country via the air?
February 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So has anyone checked FourChan boards or dark web pages for “patriots” willing to coordinate plane crashes n sacrifice themselves and other to scare the US people into not fleeing the country via the air?
Are……wait…..what? Humans can be this level of stupid? N BE IN CONGRESS?! Yep we’re screwed. Didnt she go around screaming “the jews have space lasers” in 2020? Oh sweety how can they have space lasers with no space? I think congress woman Green needs som professional help.
February 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Are……wait…..what? Humans can be this level of stupid? N BE IN CONGRESS?! Yep we’re screwed. Didnt she go around screaming “the jews have space lasers” in 2020? Oh sweety how can they have space lasers with no space? I think congress woman Green needs som professional help.
Mmm watermelon margarita🍉❤️
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Mmm watermelon margarita🍉❤️
Я хочу кофе……….Yes. I want coffee is the first phrase i can spell in Russian 🤣
February 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Я хочу кофе……….Yes. I want coffee is the first phrase i can spell in Russian 🤣
So i really want Substack but don’t want my email blown up…..any advice?
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
So i really want Substack but don’t want my email blown up…..any advice?
The only good part of doing the dishes is that humidity helps freaking epic while singing lol!!!!
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The only good part of doing the dishes is that humidity helps freaking epic while singing lol!!!!
Omg new EPIC band alert!! Young Medicine! Im vibing so hard right now! The 80s pop vibes but emo/punk riffs. 😍🥵
February 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Omg new EPIC band alert!! Young Medicine! Im vibing so hard right now! The 80s pop vibes but emo/punk riffs. 😍🥵