Macavity the Mystery Cat
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Describing all laws broken by Macavity the Mystery Cat, who has broken every human law.
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Macavity the cat has caused mass panic.
May 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Macavity the cat has caused mass panic.
Macavity the cat has brought non-service animals onto public transportation.
May 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Macavity the cat has brought non-service animals onto public transportation.
Macavity the cat has practiced medicine without a medical license.
May 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Macavity the cat has practiced medicine without a medical license.
Macavity the cat has pawned dentures in Nevada.
May 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Macavity the cat has pawned dentures in Nevada.
Macavity the cat has licked a toad for the purpose of getting high in California.
May 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Macavity the cat has licked a toad for the purpose of getting high in California.
Macavity the cat has jaywalked.
May 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Macavity the cat has jaywalked.
Macavity the cat has redistributed copyrighted materials without permissions.
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Macavity the cat has redistributed copyrighted materials without permissions.
Macavity the cat has committed tax fraud.
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Macavity the cat has committed tax fraud.
Macavity the cat has provided alcohol to minors.
May 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Macavity the cat has provided alcohol to minors.
Macavity the cat has dyed birds for the purpose of selling them.
April 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Macavity the cat has dyed birds for the purpose of selling them.
Macavity the cat ate peanuts in a church in Boston, MA.
April 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Macavity the cat ate peanuts in a church in Boston, MA.
Macavity the cat consumed liquor while under the age of 21.
April 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Macavity the cat consumed liquor while under the age of 21.
Macavity the cat operated heavy machinery while under the influence of drugs.
April 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Macavity the cat operated heavy machinery while under the influence of drugs.
Macavity the cat smuggled Polish potatoes into Britain.
April 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Macavity the cat smuggled Polish potatoes into Britain.
Macavity the cat defaced baht in Thailand.
April 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Macavity the cat defaced baht in Thailand.
Macavity the cat ate while sitting on church steps in Italy.
April 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Macavity the cat ate while sitting on church steps in Italy.
Macavity the cat sniffed glue with intent to get high in the state of Indiana.
April 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Macavity the cat sniffed glue with intent to get high in the state of Indiana.
Macavity the cat brought a durian fruit onto public transportation in Singapore.
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Macavity the cat brought a durian fruit onto public transportation in Singapore.
Macavity the cat threw a snake at a person within the city confines of Toledo.
April 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Macavity the cat threw a snake at a person within the city confines of Toledo.
Macavity has given moose a beer in the state of Alaska.
April 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Macavity has given moose a beer in the state of Alaska.
Macavity the cat has sold human organs and tissue.
April 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Macavity the cat has sold human organs and tissue.
Macavity the cat has caught fish using dynamite and other explosives within the state of Indiana.
April 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Macavity the cat has caught fish using dynamite and other explosives within the state of Indiana.
Macavity the cat is married to multiple human individuals, thus committing polygamy.
April 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Macavity the cat is married to multiple human individuals, thus committing polygamy.
Macavity the cat has driven a vehicle without a valid driver's license or insurance.
April 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Macavity the cat has driven a vehicle without a valid driver's license or insurance.
Macavity has allowed a donkey to sleep in a bathtub in the state of Arizona.
April 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Macavity has allowed a donkey to sleep in a bathtub in the state of Arizona.