This is my dog, Rita. Her paws smell like toast. She is achingly perfect.

Thank you.

#dog #rescuedog

I got a good hair cut and my skin is having a moment, so I’m putting it here.

Also, you should know that this facial expression is infact imbued with “Mike Johnson: What a little bitch” energy.

I’ve been at this thing, on and off, since June 2024, including a full restart in October due to an error stitched-in too early to unpick.

I don’t know what I’ll do with it when it’s finally done. Probably nothing. #crossstitch

Here’s one for you: low tide

Every time I unwillingly see a photo of Mike Johnson I think “what a little bitch.”

Look at that face. Such a little bitch face.

Dear @orbette.bsky.social and @imanibarbarin.bsky.social, your energy alone is great, but together in my feed like this? An unbeatable force.

Like snow on the beach: weird but fucking beautiful