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Maca's Tats
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E on my finger for my lovely lady Erin,
but you can still admire the merchandise 😏
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Half-time motivation
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Irish Adonis James McClean is in a gym surrounded by weightlifting equipment. He's manfully suspended in the air hanging from a pull-up bar. He is scantily clad in black shorts, white socks, and black shoes. He's putting many an Olympic gymnast to shame holding an L shape with his lats bulging beyond what should be possible. Maca's rugged physique and artful ink are on full display glistening under a sheen of sweat...or perhaps massage oil that some lottery-winning physio had the mind-melting honor to smooth on? By the grace of the football gods, there is a mirror mounted on the wall directly behind him, reflecting the back view of popping delts and traps also slick with what must be ambrosia as Maca has no weakness within to sweat out. His face is pure determination, the sinews of his beckoning thighs taut as violina strings as be bends his knees slightly toward his exquisite torso.
May 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Marching into next season like
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Irish Adonis James McClean leads the Wrexham AFC squad in a flying wedge formation around a football pitch applauding their traveling supporters in the stands. They are kitted out in the black short-sleeved away kit with black shorts and socks. A look of fierce determination is stamped upon Maca's swoon-worthy face. His brows slightly lowered, his jaw flexed, while still exuding composure and supreme confidence. He knows the lads are ready for the next battle.
April 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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That'll do nicely
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Irish Adonis James McClean confidently strides across a football pitch with Wrexham AFC supporters in the stands behind him. He is wrapped in the red long-sleeved home kit with white shorts and socks. His boots resemble an oil slick with turquoise and purple blending into black. His gaze is captured by the mint booty of a goalkeeper in the foreground. Maca clearly likes what he sees, as his eyes squint and his luscious lips purse in the shape of a deafening wolf whistle. Superimposed on the bewitching backside is the logo for EFL Championship league. Because OMG WE ARE GOING UP!
April 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Mulls: You?! They voted you #WTSMOTM?!
Maca: Right? I canna believe it meself! Must be the accent.
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Irish Adonis James McClean walks on a brilliantly green football pitch with Wrexham AFC teammates Paul Mullin and Jacob Mendy. All are dressed in the long sleeve raspberry ripple red and white swirled long sleeve quarter zip training top with white shorts and socks. Maca and Mulls are turned toward each other wearing expressions of mutual amused disbelief with their shoulders shrugged.
April 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Hang it in the f*cking Louvre.
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Dear God, what have we done to deserve such splendor?! Irish Adonis James McClean has scored a goal for Wrexham AFC against Blackpool FC and Christ almighty did he celebrate. May eternal blessings be upon the photographer who captured this moment, as it is ironclad proof of a benevolent universe. Hot DAMN. He is arrayed in the black short-sleeved 3rd kit with matching black shorts, socks, and boots. He is sliding on the sacred turf toward the divinely favored Away supporters. Gliding on his knees, Maca leans back in an arch with his arms braced and fists clenched behind him. His shirt looks like it's going to split right down the front of his etched chest as he thrusts his powerful hips forward. His face is a mask of intensity as he blows out his cheeks to vent some of the overflowing virility that even his immaculate vessel can not contain.
April 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Ooooh, bet I'll be gettin new birthday boots!
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Irish Adonis James McClean bestows the great honor of his surely titanium backside resting on a verdant football pitch, as he sits with his indefatigable legs stretched out in front of him. He is garbed in last season's Wrexham AFC red short-sleeved home kit with grass-stained white shorts, muddied white socks, and thoroughly spanked mint boots. He pulls up his left sock with both hands, a gleeful impish smile plastered on his much adored face.
April 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Guess who's ready to kick 36 into next April?
THIS guy.
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Irish Adonis James McClean is standing on a sun-drenched vibrantly green training pitch. Last season's Wrexham AFC red short-sleeved training kit embraces the graceful athletic machine that is his body. He vigourously points both thumbs toward himself with a look of profound determination on his ageless face.
April 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A humble hydration offering to #WxmThirstSection for my hiatus.
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Irish Adonis James McClean poses in front of a training pitch goal mouth. His tasty torso is barely concealed by his sleeveless Wrexham AFC grey and gold training kit. He holds his impeccably sculpted and inked arms aloft in a double thumbs up. Both of his enticing hands are swathed in battered white goalkeeper gloves. The sun kisses his shoulders, but can not compete with the dazzling glory of his fun-loving grin. Irish Adonis James McClean stands before the luckiest damn mirror on the face of the planet. It hangs in a gym space and the luckiest wood paneling in the world is erect behind him. He is posing shirtless in black shorts with his fists held up on either side. One hand holds a cell phone for the selfie. His casual facial expression is a masterpiece of quiet confidence, eyes intent with mouth just hinting at a smirk that results in a slight dimple. His thoroughly tattooed form would not be out of place gracing the top of Mount Olympus, as his ridiculously defined physique is a cascade of pronounced traps, biteable shoulders, stacked biceps, snare drum tight pecs, infinite granite abs, and mind-numbing hip..lines... His hypnotizing allure transcends him from mere human to deity. Captions read: Last session ticked off at the Campus. The pre-season before the pre-season.
April 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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GET IN!
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Irish Adonis James McClean is standing on the pitch of Wrexham AFC's Stōk Cae Ras stadium. He is clad in the short-sleeved red home kit with white shorts. He sharply pumps his left fist in triumph. His profile displays intensity and joy as he bares his tempting teeth, veins in his temple, jaw, and neck bulging.
April 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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👉👉
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Irish Adonis James McClean is walking down a darkened hallway of a football club. He's draped in the silky red short-sleeved Wrexham AFC home kit with white shorts. His immaculate visage conveys an expression of "Could be" with a scrunched forehead, barely risen pristine eyebrows, and a mild contemplative frown. His divinely tattooed arms are illuminated by an overhead light that resembles a shaft of sunlight streaming down from the heavens.
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Ya miss me? 😘
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Irish Adonis James McClean is on a football training pitch with a white barrier and lush green trees in the background. He's wearing last season's red Wrexham AFC short-sleeved training kit, which permits a naughty peek of the tats artfully adorning his chiseled forearms. His hair is mussed in a beckoning way. He squints and smiles slightly, is expression jaunty and inviting conveying the message "Alright then. Let's fucking go."
April 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Irish Adonis James McClean walks along the sideline of a stadium pitch with his esteemed Wrexham AFC teammate, Tom O'Connor. Both are clad in the club's grey ad gold training hoodie. TOC sports the matching grey pants, while Maca's choice of grey shorts teases a glimpse of the wonderous tattoo tapestry of his southern hemisphere. With a profile worthy of Michaelangelo, Maca's head is turned to TOC. Maca's expression is intense and focused. He gesticulates with his commendable hands in front of his exquisite pecs, palms down and layered with one about 8 inches above the other. TOC's facial expression is one of minor pain. The caption for Maca reads "I said a hip-hop hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip, hip hop and you don't stop the rockin to the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie--" When TOC's caption interrupts with "Christ, you're old, mate"
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I said what I said
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An image of Earth as a blue and green flat disc covered by a clear dome floats in starry purple-blue outer space. At the rim of the disc, ice and water flow over the edge. Helping keep the disc aloft is a white and rainbow-colored EFL football acting as a buoy beneath it.
April 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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#MacaMonday rolling into Match Tuesday like
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Irish Adonis James McClean jauntily steps down from the Wrexham AFC team coach into golden sunlight. The grey and gold sleeveless training kit adorns his exceptional silhouette allowing his tattoos magnificent exposure. With a charming smirk on his face, he holds his £1 million right arm flexed. Tats nearly popping right off their bulging canvas. He carries a pair of ferocious purple football boots in his left hand. They are dizzy with the anticipation of soon cradling his treasured arches in through battle.
March 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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#dancingzorbas #mybigfatgreekwedding
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Irish Adonis James McClean is on a green football pitch. The ravishingly red Wrexham AFC home kit with white shorts, revel in their closeness to his physique. His grass-stained white socks with red tops can't conceal his rock hard calves above his trusty muddy football boots. He is posed with his arms stretched out on either side and an airbourne yellow football near his feet. He appears to be snapping his fingers like a character in the film My Big Fat Greek Wedding, which involves a family restaurant named The Dancing Zorbas. Caption above his head reads "Opa!"
March 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Mind your technique
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Irish Adonis James McClean is inside SugarRay's Boxing and Fitness gym near the boxing ring. He is standing next to a brown-haired man with a beard who is wearing a black tank top and posing with his fists up in a boxing stance. Maca is wearing the black and gold Wrexham AFC short-sleeved training kit, which hardly dares brush his magnificently tattooed skin. He gazes into the camera with a relaxed grin. Caption says " No pushing and shoving here..proper fighting 🥊"
March 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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That'll do, Reds
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Irish Adonis James McClean is standing on a green football pitch. The Wrexham AFC black long-sleeved away kit is spread like icing across his supremely defined shoulders. As he claps his dexterous hands, he licks his lips with a satisfied expression on his face.
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Anytime, any place 💪
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Irish Adonis James McClean is on a football pitch with the red Wrexham AFC home kit delighted to hug his peerless torso. He has saucily turned to blow a taunting yet heady kiss to opposing supporters.
March 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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"Nah, mate. I can juggle anything."
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Irish Adonis James McClean is training in front of goal. The gray and gold long-sleeved quarter zip with matching shorts desperately cling to his rugged form. His feet are lovingly embraced by white socks and neon red boots, as he smiles cheekily with a foot aloft juggling a black and gold Grecian urn perhaps in preparation for Wrexham AFC's match against Exeter.
March 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Only fair that everyone gets a peek 😉
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Irish Adonis James McClean is in a gym shirtless with his tats on glorious display. As he flexes his 24-pack rippling abs, we the tats are staunchly reminded who's the Boss.
March 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Boot.
Tat.
Boot.
Tat.
Boots.
Tats.
Boots.
Tats.
Boots n tats.
Boots n tats.
Boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats n boots n tats
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A mountain of over 25 pairs of brilliantly colored football boots belonging to Irish Adonis, James McClean, are stacked and jumbled together in a white walled closet. The breathtaking array of footwear having cradled his magical tootsies include flame orange, metallic silver, blood red, muted mint, robin's egg blue, mustard yellow, deep teal, and ferocious purple. A pair of hands wearing blue latex gloves hold a tattooing needle against someone's thigh while outlining an intricate design on their skin.
March 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Well, this week won't start itself. Buckle up
#MacaMonday
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Wrexham AFC's Irish Adonis, James McClean, displays an expression of supreme motivation while looking down into the camera with casual confidence. The long-sleeved red and white swirl warm-up quarter-zip caresses his manly silhouette. For our protection, he wears a mint green training jersey over it.
March 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Partial to a #DerryCuddle
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During a goal celebration for Wrexham AFC, the Irish Adonis, James McClean, firmly wraps his arm round the neck of his commendable teammate, Steven Fletcher aka Scottish Viking Jesus, drawing him in for a friendly version of the renowned Derry Cuddle. Both are wearing Wrexham's red home kit with white shorts. As is both right and proper, Maca's left bicep is covered by a strained captain's band likely to explode off at the slightest flex.
March 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM