Grumpy Girl’s Girl
@macaroninap.bsky.social
Professional head-nodder. Cat hair ambassador. Human shrug emoji.
Hope everyone enjoyed their pilgrim burrito bowls this Black Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hope everyone enjoyed their pilgrim burrito bowls this Black Friday.
I don’t even like spaghetti
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I don’t even like spaghetti
Them baggy sweatpants and the cute dress with the straps
Turn inside out and then clean out the dust trap
Put in the soap—and start the load
Tumble dry low low low low low low low low
Turn inside out and then clean out the dust trap
Put in the soap—and start the load
Tumble dry low low low low low low low low
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Them baggy sweatpants and the cute dress with the straps
Turn inside out and then clean out the dust trap
Put in the soap—and start the load
Tumble dry low low low low low low low low
Turn inside out and then clean out the dust trap
Put in the soap—and start the load
Tumble dry low low low low low low low low
Gonna start a laundry service and call it Lord Foldemort
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gonna start a laundry service and call it Lord Foldemort
It’s giving season 1 Lizzie McGuire, and we were really looking for season 2 Lizzie McGuire.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s giving season 1 Lizzie McGuire, and we were really looking for season 2 Lizzie McGuire.
Can’t remember anything 5 mins after reading it, but CAN remember every word to Dirty Pop—plus the ad libs—24 years later.
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can’t remember anything 5 mins after reading it, but CAN remember every word to Dirty Pop—plus the ad libs—24 years later.
I walk fast because walking is boring and I’d like to get it over with and just arrive.
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I walk fast because walking is boring and I’d like to get it over with and just arrive.
Sry but the whole “Make heaven crowded” thing sounds like you’re telling people to 🎲.
two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "
ALT: two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "
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September 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sry but the whole “Make heaven crowded” thing sounds like you’re telling people to 🎲.
“Why can I imagine my past, but I can’t remember my future?”
July 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“Why can I imagine my past, but I can’t remember my future?”
What an idiot. We all know habeas corpus refers to full canine companion ownership.
May 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What an idiot. We all know habeas corpus refers to full canine companion ownership.
Over 20 people died in Missouri and Kentucky last night due to storms, and survivors who lost homes are struggling to get government aid. This is gonna get worse.
May 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Over 20 people died in Missouri and Kentucky last night due to storms, and survivors who lost homes are struggling to get government aid. This is gonna get worse.
“Cancel culture” is just capitalism, babes. I get to choose who gets revenue off my views and interactions, and if I don’t like you, that’s gonna be $0 attributed to my consumption, dogg.
May 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Cancel culture” is just capitalism, babes. I get to choose who gets revenue off my views and interactions, and if I don’t like you, that’s gonna be $0 attributed to my consumption, dogg.
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Cheese Puff Curse
April 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Cheese Puff Curse
My friend’s daughter is playing Damien in Mean Girls and I’ve truly never heard anything more cool.
May 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My friend’s daughter is playing Damien in Mean Girls and I’ve truly never heard anything more cool.
I wish BlueSky had drafts bc some of the things I think really shouldn’t be made public, but I’d like to get them out of my brain all the same.
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wish BlueSky had drafts bc some of the things I think really shouldn’t be made public, but I’d like to get them out of my brain all the same.
You know, I can’t even blame Josh Hawley for running away on Jan 6 tbh because he has *the* most punchable face in Washington.
May 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You know, I can’t even blame Josh Hawley for running away on Jan 6 tbh because he has *the* most punchable face in Washington.
“I forgot to put sunscreen on before playing pickleball” might be the whitest sentence I’ve ever uttered.
May 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“I forgot to put sunscreen on before playing pickleball” might be the whitest sentence I’ve ever uttered.
Shout out to Kristin Hannah for turning me into someone who watches war documentaries.
May 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Shout out to Kristin Hannah for turning me into someone who watches war documentaries.
Hitting my vape while I look up vape alternatives
April 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hitting my vape while I look up vape alternatives
You may now partake of Irving’s fruit head.
April 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You may now partake of Irving’s fruit head.
I encourage you all to go and get mad about the Sanrio rankings.
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I encourage you all to go and get mad about the Sanrio rankings.
Yeah, I should just suck it up and sacrifice my life savings to isolationism when one billionaire could end world hunger.
April 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yeah, I should just suck it up and sacrifice my life savings to isolationism when one billionaire could end world hunger.
Would love it if current events could just, take a little siesta. Catch a couple Zzzs, girl, you earned it.
April 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Would love it if current events could just, take a little siesta. Catch a couple Zzzs, girl, you earned it.
I wish I could go back in time and protect Ashlee Simpson from that SNL episode.
March 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I wish I could go back in time and protect Ashlee Simpson from that SNL episode.
Dreams of sandwiches in bed at night | Can’t stomach breakfast
March 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Dreams of sandwiches in bed at night | Can’t stomach breakfast