Derek Dukes
@macaronidrill.bsky.social
Just some guy. Writer, software engineer, nerd. | #StarTrek #StarWars #SciFi #Horror #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn | 46 | Ally | ABQ NM
Grima Dorktongue
December 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Grima Dorktongue
Last night I watched Godfather 1 & 2. This morning I put on The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Talk about cinematic whiplash…
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Last night I watched Godfather 1 & 2. This morning I put on The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Talk about cinematic whiplash…
#NowWatching Love at First Bite (1979), with George Hamilton as the tannest Dracula ever. Pretty sure this isn’t canon with Coppola or Browning’s versions. Is this what happens when you try to make a Mel Brooks movie without Mel Brooks? Oh wait he fumbled Dracula too. 🧛 #Horror #FilmSky
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#NowWatching Love at First Bite (1979), with George Hamilton as the tannest Dracula ever. Pretty sure this isn’t canon with Coppola or Browning’s versions. Is this what happens when you try to make a Mel Brooks movie without Mel Brooks? Oh wait he fumbled Dracula too. 🧛 #Horror #FilmSky
Blah blah something something Jared
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Blah blah something something Jared
#NowWatching the family Christmas classic “Dark Angel,” a 1990 assault on the senses starring Dolph “He-Man” Lundgren. #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky #He-Man
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#NowWatching the family Christmas classic “Dark Angel,” a 1990 assault on the senses starring Dolph “He-Man” Lundgren. #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky #He-Man
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Guys I found the Epstein files. They were hidden in the Tubi listing for Leonard Part 6.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Guys I found the Epstein files. They were hidden in the Tubi listing for Leonard Part 6.
The Claude icon is just a butthole.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Claude icon is just a butthole.
We already know what it would look like.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
We already know what it would look like.
A legacy sequel to Big Lebowski with all the original stars, and it’s never addressed or explained why Donny is alive again.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A legacy sequel to Big Lebowski with all the original stars, and it’s never addressed or explained why Donny is alive again.
Attention #MutantFam and all #horror fans! WNUF 1 and 2 at Walmart! This is not a drill!
(I just bought these separately from Terror Vision 2 months ago, so of course this came out now. You’re welcome.)
(I just bought these separately from Terror Vision 2 months ago, so of course this came out now. You’re welcome.)
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Attention #MutantFam and all #horror fans! WNUF 1 and 2 at Walmart! This is not a drill!
(I just bought these separately from Terror Vision 2 months ago, so of course this came out now. You’re welcome.)
(I just bought these separately from Terror Vision 2 months ago, so of course this came out now. You’re welcome.)
Everybody is talking about that 9-1-1 trailer, but 9-1-1 Lone Star (which is definitely set in Austin and not obviously Southern California) goes so much harder.
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Everybody is talking about that 9-1-1 trailer, but 9-1-1 Lone Star (which is definitely set in Austin and not obviously Southern California) goes so much harder.
Took it in a different direction
August 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Took it in a different direction
What the hell does this even mean?
MS Paint is committed to reducing human trafficking.
Excel is a proud opponent of domestic violence.
Microsoft Bob reminds you to check for testicular cancer once a month.
MS Paint is committed to reducing human trafficking.
Excel is a proud opponent of domestic violence.
Microsoft Bob reminds you to check for testicular cancer once a month.
August 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What the hell does this even mean?
MS Paint is committed to reducing human trafficking.
Excel is a proud opponent of domestic violence.
Microsoft Bob reminds you to check for testicular cancer once a month.
MS Paint is committed to reducing human trafficking.
Excel is a proud opponent of domestic violence.
Microsoft Bob reminds you to check for testicular cancer once a month.
Arrow’s Cobra 4K is stunning. Bright colors, sharp details, nice crunchy film grain. Just phenomenal.
August 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Arrow’s Cobra 4K is stunning. Bright colors, sharp details, nice crunchy film grain. Just phenomenal.
Alright, here’s my pitch: a remake of Double Impact starring Josh Duhamel and Timothy Olyphant 🤜🤛
July 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Alright, here’s my pitch: a remake of Double Impact starring Josh Duhamel and Timothy Olyphant 🤜🤛
10/10 ad placement no notes
July 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
10/10 ad placement no notes
Cleaner is Die Hard crossed with The Wizard
June 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Cleaner is Die Hard crossed with The Wizard
Unstoppable is basically a live action adaptation of Thomas the Tank Engine as an action-thriller.
June 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Unstoppable is basically a live action adaptation of Thomas the Tank Engine as an action-thriller.
Call off the airstrike!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Call off the airstrike!!
Hear me out: Bad Lieutenant, except Harvey Keitel is really into crypto and NFTs instead of betting on the world series.
May 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hear me out: Bad Lieutenant, except Harvey Keitel is really into crypto and NFTs instead of betting on the world series.