mace (the bear)
@mac0chist.bsky.social
"what if the next natural disaster is me?"
Me, as I wake up to a phone call:
"G...i...O...O.... who's GiOO?"
I ask myself very confused.
It was my 6:00am alarm.
Based on a true story.
"G...i...O...O.... who's GiOO?"
I ask myself very confused.
It was my 6:00am alarm.
Based on a true story.
February 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me, as I wake up to a phone call:
"G...i...O...O.... who's GiOO?"
I ask myself very confused.
It was my 6:00am alarm.
Based on a true story.
"G...i...O...O.... who's GiOO?"
I ask myself very confused.
It was my 6:00am alarm.
Based on a true story.
So who's going to notice I only type like I was actually born in this generation when I'm upset?
February 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So who's going to notice I only type like I was actually born in this generation when I'm upset?
Pro tip: girls have a favourite EVERYTHING
January 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Pro tip: girls have a favourite EVERYTHING
My mom couldn't sleep, so now I'm watching Tangled with her
January 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My mom couldn't sleep, so now I'm watching Tangled with her
My personal ranking of dinosaurs;
therizinosaurus, gallimimus, parasaurolophus, allosaurus
therizinosaurus, gallimimus, parasaurolophus, allosaurus
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My personal ranking of dinosaurs;
therizinosaurus, gallimimus, parasaurolophus, allosaurus
therizinosaurus, gallimimus, parasaurolophus, allosaurus
I'm still mad about the Library of Alexandria
January 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm still mad about the Library of Alexandria
I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP. I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP. I AM TWEAKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
January 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP. I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP. I AM TWEAKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Just say you hate me and let me rot
January 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just say you hate me and let me rot
I want to wear my tub top again
January 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I want to wear my tub top again
I need my first post to be mysterious and sexy
January 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I need my first post to be mysterious and sexy