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Spoiler Alert: The dog dies at the end.
Frankly, the whole mac should be slapped with a content warning.
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Lumi sits with her eyes half-closed in a perfect slow blink of judgment. The exact expression of a dog silently informing someone that she is not, in fact, an alpaca, and said someone might be treading on very thin ice.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Very soon, Lumi agreed that the cone was the less bad alternative.
Lumi, fluffy and dramatic as ever, lies in a sunny green field dotted with yellow flowers, staring into the distance like a wolf philosopher contemplating all the bad wardrobe choices that led her here. She's still wearing the tight surgery suit from before, looking like someone planted her immensely fluffy head onto the body of a hairless Chihuahua.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Well, this was her alternative to the cone.
🤣
Lumi sits hunched and tragically small on the floor, wearing a tight black recovery shirt that has absolutely ruined her will to live. Her eyes say “I have known suffering,” even though nothing is actually wrong except dignity. She's the woefullest dog who ever woe'd.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Singing the ballad of The Woes of Syvie, the Dog With Not Enough Toys.
Lumi, the fluffy grey-black Finnish Lapphund, sits in bright snow with her head thrown back and mouth wide open, mid-dramatic howl. She’s singing a beautifully haunting operatic lament about life’s injustices, specifically the tragic lack of toys in a dog's life.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Lumi, is curled up inside a cardboard box wearing a clear plastic cone around her head. She looks up with wide, slightly tragic eyes, clearly fishing for treats. A yellow blanket is tucked beside her, and the box sits on a wooden floor against a white wall.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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This is how the thread showed up for me and I would really like to know who goes around melting plastic buckets onto schoolchildren's heads?
A screenshot showing Ben's Bucket-melted-on-unit" thread and Robert's answer "As a school psychologist I was sometimes caught in similar situations".
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Pollox, a black-and-white Border Collie, is fast asleep on a red cushion. His front paws are stretched straight out toward the camera, big fuzzy toes filling the foreground, while his face rests between them with his eyes closed. A yellow-and-orange blanket is draped behind himwhole he is hard at work sleeping.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Help, I'm being suppressed!
Alt text: A webpage titled “Solve Problems with Super Grover | Let’s Learn,” labeled as a video for grades PreK–K and K–2. Below the title, a large dark box displays the message: “This media isn’t available in your current location. This media is only available in the station broadcast coverage area.” Underneath is a “Download” section with tabs for “About” and “Standards.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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A small black dog wears a bright yellow-green protective vest with metal spikes along the sides and large reflective “hawk eyes” panels and stiff yellow whisker-like rods on top. The dog stands on grass, and the product branding reads “CoyoteVest Pet Body Armor.” A note says the vest, spikes, and whiskers are sold separately.
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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That does look fabulous!
The problem over here is rain and wind rather than cold. He's generating enough heat to stay warm, but not in freezing sleet.
We're using a fleece lined raincoat for now.
Pollox sits in a sunlit autumn forest, wearing his little grey camouflage jacket and giving you his best “I am absolutely innocent” face while a bright yellow leash runs straight toward the camera.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Good nees: Dogs still good.
Lumi and Pollox lie side by side on a long wooden plank balanced between two small tables in the yard. The setup is a homemade balance obstacle, but both dogs seem perfectly content to just lounge there, turning training equipment into a sunbed.
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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NAE RULES! NAE MASTERS!
Lumi and Pollox stand in front of an open box 4 times their size filled to the brim with bags of dog treats. Lumi looks extremely thrilled, mouth open in a happy grin, while Pollox inspects the box seriously, as if verifying the delivery.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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She, Lumi. And doesn't she know it! 🤣
Lumi, the gray-black Finnish Lapphund, sits proudly on frosty grass at sunrise. The rising sun lines up perfectly above her head, glowing like a tiny crown of light. Her expression is calm and regal, as if she’s quietly aware of her own divine timing.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This clearly is a doggie costume someone threw over a pole.
A white dog with upright ears sits tall in a snowy field as thick snowflakes fall around it. The background is a blur of dark trees and swirling snow, making the dog look like a lone guardian of winter. He's also very slim. Basically just one large head on a furry stick.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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On days like these I only read my "following" feed.
On very bad days, I turn to my ever changing custom list of people guaranteed to post no politics.
Lumi thinks doing so is good for my brain.

Discussing politics on social media is like trying to keep Lumi out of a box: an exercise in futility.
Lumi, the fluffy gray-black Finnish Lapphund, is curled up snugly in a cardboard box lined with a yellow blanket. She looks perfectly content and slightly smug, as if daring anyone to suggest boxes are just for cats.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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She has already dispatched the RescueBorder with the emergency meatorade.

Lumi herself is getting her trusted mk 38 knobblystraight argument enhancer and will be on the way soon.
Pollox, the black-and-white Border Collie, sits proudly on a wooden floor with a small toy barrel strapped around his neck like a tiny St. Bernard on a rescue mission. His ears are up, mouth slightly open, and he looks entirely too pleased with himself.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Literally my view right now. 🤣
Lumi, a fluffy Finnish Lapphund, has claimed half the bed — and most of the blanket — while her human clings to the remaining edge. Warm hallway light spills into the room, illuminating the face of a dog who clearly believes sharing is optional.
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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It works for me on Android.
Screenshot of a moderation list on Bluesky titled “Follow Farming,” created by @skywatch.blue. The top-right corner shows a grey “Unblock” button. Screenshot showing the same moderation list on Bluesky titled “Follow Farming,”. The top-right corner now shows a blue “Subscribe” button.
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Pollox, a black-and-white border collie, lounges in a small blue plastic pool filled with water on a bright green lawn. His tongue is out, and an orange ring toy floats beside him. The late-afternoon sun casts long shadows, giving the scene an easy, summer-evening calm.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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'No brakes, no care'-Pollox
Pollox lies on his back in a large, soft dog bed, paws in the air and head tilted upside down toward the camera. He obviously doesn't have a single care in the world. The room is dimly lit by a tall floor lamp in the corner, giving the scene a cozy, golden glow.
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I'm sorry not sorry, but this timeline needed a screenshot.
#UglyDogsAfterDark
Screenshot of a Bluesky post thread. The top reply by Melissa & SYVIE says, “Anything to torment Mack 🤣.” Below it, user mac_b52 has replied with “#UglyDogsAfterDark” and quoted a post from Mackaracka that reads, “I kinda liked the fondling, too.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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JC can have one more picture, as a treat
Pollox, a black-and-white Border Collie, lies on his side in a bed with his tongue playfully sticking out while being scratched under the chin. His eyes are half-closed in bliss, perfectly capturing the expression of a dog who knows he’s winning at life.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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I think I may be able to find one picture
Lumi, a fluffy Finnish Lapphund with dark fur and gentle eyes, lies half-asleep on a teal pillow. One eye is barely open, giving her a cozy, drowsy look that says she’s not quite ready to start the day.
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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*dingdong*
"Oh hi! Hello Mr. World Series director!

You know what's better than 7 championship games?
9 games!

You know what's better than broken legs?
No broken legs!

Those things are totally unrelated. Don't make Lumi relate them for you, please."
Lumi, a fluffy Finnish Lapphund puppy, stands on dry grass gripping a long stick proudly in her mouth, eyes bright and full of mischief—as if ready to turn a baseball bat into a weaponized argument about “no broken legs.”
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM