Gotta love the British press.

So I'm having this dream, right? In the dream I'm kicking this guy in the balls (self defense) and as soon as I make contact I wake up in pain. Turns out I kicked the wall so hard it popped off my toenail. Crazy way to start the day.

HOWS YOUR BOOK GOING?! HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WRITING SOMETHING PEOPLE READ? Good luck in the trenches out there today. And remember, all you have to do is self publish a bestseller that becomes a movie and write the newspaper about it