Mabel Jessica Guster
@mableguster.bsky.social
I just remembered I have left over sandwich. Alia is my name.
I don’t have any direct coworkers at my job. My role functions independently. But sometimes I wish I had a reason to message a team and chat my way into a new day.
October 12, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I don’t have any direct coworkers at my job. My role functions independently. But sometimes I wish I had a reason to message a team and chat my way into a new day.
Boyfriend looking at my head intently: Did you cut your hair.
Me: I cut my bangs myself.
Boyfriend: Oh honey. You gotta stop doing that.
It is giving kid who cut their own hair before school pictures.
Me: I cut my bangs myself.
Boyfriend: Oh honey. You gotta stop doing that.
It is giving kid who cut their own hair before school pictures.
September 25, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Boyfriend looking at my head intently: Did you cut your hair.
Me: I cut my bangs myself.
Boyfriend: Oh honey. You gotta stop doing that.
It is giving kid who cut their own hair before school pictures.
Me: I cut my bangs myself.
Boyfriend: Oh honey. You gotta stop doing that.
It is giving kid who cut their own hair before school pictures.
Steve speaks to me.
September 24, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Steve speaks to me.
My work friend is out of work for a month to attend mental health outpatient care. I am glad she is taking care of her health, but the whole thing reminds me of how long I went without a diagnosis and how many people I likely annoyed.
September 9, 2023 at 12:45 AM
My work friend is out of work for a month to attend mental health outpatient care. I am glad she is taking care of her health, but the whole thing reminds me of how long I went without a diagnosis and how many people I likely annoyed.
I am obsessed with the Ruby Franke drama, but it is giving me flashbacks to taking calls at the child abuse hotline.
September 9, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I am obsessed with the Ruby Franke drama, but it is giving me flashbacks to taking calls at the child abuse hotline.
If this style YouTuber keeps calling robes “cardigans,” I can’t watch her anymore.
September 5, 2023 at 8:03 PM
If this style YouTuber keeps calling robes “cardigans,” I can’t watch her anymore.
She wouldn’t pose right for Snapchat fun. It is almost like she is a cat.
September 4, 2023 at 6:09 PM
She wouldn’t pose right for Snapchat fun. It is almost like she is a cat.
Today is weird. It is raining and everything smells like smoke from wildfires.
August 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Today is weird. It is raining and everything smells like smoke from wildfires.
I wanted to make a phone call, so I was scrolling through my contacts and I picked my own name and called myself. My brain is not great.
August 25, 2023 at 9:23 PM
I wanted to make a phone call, so I was scrolling through my contacts and I picked my own name and called myself. My brain is not great.
Omg. This cake.
August 25, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Omg. This cake.
I just tried to open a door by scanning my debit card and not my work badge. That is where I am at.
August 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I just tried to open a door by scanning my debit card and not my work badge. That is where I am at.
It is so weird that candy bars are advertised to fight hunger and to create satisfaction.
August 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
It is so weird that candy bars are advertised to fight hunger and to create satisfaction.
There are so many questions when someone in your community blocks you but you have never had a bad interaction with them. What did I do?
August 8, 2023 at 7:02 PM
There are so many questions when someone in your community blocks you but you have never had a bad interaction with them. What did I do?
To self: It is not gonna take long before I am using this image online.
August 7, 2023 at 4:47 PM
To self: It is not gonna take long before I am using this image online.
Do I need socks that hold hands?
August 2, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Do I need socks that hold hands?
I gave a car wash my phone number so I could have a free wash, and now they are texting me all the time. The threshold for excessive car wash chatter is low
July 31, 2023 at 7:54 PM
I gave a car wash my phone number so I could have a free wash, and now they are texting me all the time. The threshold for excessive car wash chatter is low
I want a cigarette so bad. But not a real cigarette. I want one that is exactly like my smoking fantasies.
July 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I want a cigarette so bad. But not a real cigarette. I want one that is exactly like my smoking fantasies.
Egg biscuit of the beast.
July 29, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Egg biscuit of the beast.
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July 28, 2023 at 5:57 PM
HEY CAN WE GET SOME SHARES FOR MY GIRL CROUTON??? She needs a CCL repair and her owners are the SWEETEST people who foster elderly dogs!!! Please help share! https://gofund.me/5632233b
I am too hot and it is not even that hot.
July 28, 2023 at 10:36 PM
I am too hot and it is not even that hot.
No one:
My Inner Monologue: “Now Daddy, shake the man’s hand, and let’s be on our way.”
My Inner Monologue: “Now Daddy, shake the man’s hand, and let’s be on our way.”
July 28, 2023 at 12:49 AM
No one:
My Inner Monologue: “Now Daddy, shake the man’s hand, and let’s be on our way.”
My Inner Monologue: “Now Daddy, shake the man’s hand, and let’s be on our way.”
My new glasses arrive in two days
July 27, 2023 at 4:18 PM
My new glasses arrive in two days
The vending machine at work has begun offering Cosmic Brownies. This is dangerous for me.
July 24, 2023 at 3:12 PM
The vending machine at work has begun offering Cosmic Brownies. This is dangerous for me.
I am so fatigued. My eyes hurt. My limbs are sore. And I feel so lazy. How does one accept that they need more rest than average?
July 21, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I am so fatigued. My eyes hurt. My limbs are sore. And I feel so lazy. How does one accept that they need more rest than average?
I just saw a Juvederm ad with a man who had a terrifying face. So smooth. So uncanny valley.
July 20, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I just saw a Juvederm ad with a man who had a terrifying face. So smooth. So uncanny valley.