maryam
maartoos.bsky.social
maryam
@maartoos.bsky.social
mom of two. wife. lawyer. clumsy. adventurous. opinions=my own. she/her.
Excited to find you here and looking forward to the next ride!
January 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
December 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
That’s probably a wise move 😂
December 3, 2024 at 12:26 AM
This is so… random?
December 2, 2024 at 9:53 PM
December 2, 2024 at 2:07 AM
💯 still boils my blood that the mantra that winter was “this is a pandemic of the unvaccinated”
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 AM
For 2024 me, I think yes. So many of my kind, thoughtful, super smart, science-believing friends have moved on.
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Reposted by maryam
4. In fact, sanitize your entire kitchen.

Did you forget to wash your hands after touching raw turkey and then touch a fridge handle? Okay, you gotta disinfect that now. And the faucet. And the cutting board. Plus the phone you kept tapping to check the recipe.
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I can’t have been a over 12 at a city pool when a similarly aged boy was going around sexually assaulting girls in the pool (poking crotches under the water). I told an adult, thinking surely he’d be kicked out of the pool. Nope. Told to stop. Was allowed to keep swimming. I was so confused.
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
They definitely think that’s their vibe. Right from the mouth of the Deputy Director of Communications.
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Nothing yet. Everything is classy. We’ll see if this skeet ages well 🫣
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Thanks for this. We always mask in porta potties and, tbh, I was questioning my sanity.
November 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
We are in the Upside Down.
a woman in a red sweater is looking up at a netflix ad
ALT: a woman in a red sweater is looking up at a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:57 PM