Maalkyr (druugeposter)
@maalkyr.bsky.social
[UQM FAN ACCOUNT]
As an executive officer of the Crimson Corporation, I've been granted access to Earth's sophisticated internet systems. This is an incredible and lucrative venture into human buisness!
Remember to feed the furnace™!
As an executive officer of the Crimson Corporation, I've been granted access to Earth's sophisticated internet systems. This is an incredible and lucrative venture into human buisness!
Remember to feed the furnace™!
Don't worry, regardless of how much they harm your young planet, or how purposefull they are to the Druuge law, there is one gauruntee you are REQUIRED to know.
We will all end up feeding the furnace in our momentary lives.
We will all end up feeding the furnace in our momentary lives.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Don't worry, regardless of how much they harm your young planet, or how purposefull they are to the Druuge law, there is one gauruntee you are REQUIRED to know.
We will all end up feeding the furnace in our momentary lives.
We will all end up feeding the furnace in our momentary lives.
Ah... another young creature that would be of great use to the Crimson Corporation.
The furnace burns for you! Perhaps I can hear my hollow stomach growling, anticipating a bountiful feast from God, and the souls of the innocent...
The furnace burns for you! Perhaps I can hear my hollow stomach growling, anticipating a bountiful feast from God, and the souls of the innocent...
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ah... another young creature that would be of great use to the Crimson Corporation.
The furnace burns for you! Perhaps I can hear my hollow stomach growling, anticipating a bountiful feast from God, and the souls of the innocent...
The furnace burns for you! Perhaps I can hear my hollow stomach growling, anticipating a bountiful feast from God, and the souls of the innocent...
It's the fortunate, most law-proven way I can convince the other young and less mature people we encounter of the Crimson Corporation's true, beneficial nature.
Of course, we Druuge are motivated by... productivity.
Of course, we Druuge are motivated by... productivity.
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It's the fortunate, most law-proven way I can convince the other young and less mature people we encounter of the Crimson Corporation's true, beneficial nature.
Of course, we Druuge are motivated by... productivity.
Of course, we Druuge are motivated by... productivity.
Nice that you decided to follow me, little human
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Nice that you decided to follow me, little human
Enough of these foolish human stories! We shall escort them to the Crimson Corporation’s territory once they’re done with this scandal
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Enough of these foolish human stories! We shall escort them to the Crimson Corporation’s territory once they’re done with this scandal
Any ICE officers in my vicinity would soon be melted by the furnace, or end up in my warm, mucus-filled belly
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Any ICE officers in my vicinity would soon be melted by the furnace, or end up in my warm, mucus-filled belly
this fauna is looking quite delectable 🤤
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 PM
this fauna is looking quite delectable 🤤
Has it considered visiting my emporium?
January 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Has it considered visiting my emporium?
Someday, I’d acquire my own floofy bed…
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Someday, I’d acquire my own floofy bed…
Human economy, eh? It’s still fragile as of late
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Human economy, eh? It’s still fragile as of late
Oh, it would be a shame if someone were to drop in the furnace… goodbye
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Oh, it would be a shame if someone were to drop in the furnace… goodbye
Would you consider selling it to us? The Druuge?
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Would you consider selling it to us? The Druuge?
this is the reason behind "capitalism"
SOCIETY!!!!!!
SOCIETY!!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
this is the reason behind "capitalism"
SOCIETY!!!!!!
SOCIETY!!!!!!
as the primitive humans say, "ratio"
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
as the primitive humans say, "ratio"
Ha ha! You are a wise young human.
January 19, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Ha ha! You are a wise young human.
