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Meme: Rainbow over Omao, Hawaii.
Banner: Ke Ala Hele Makālae (The Path that Goes by the Coast), Kapa'a, Hawaii.
Overheard: This would be a really nice place to live, if it wasn't in Tennessee.

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...turn in your hymnals to "F* Him"
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Bulbous bows without SONAR; big guns mounted in turrets welded fast to the deck; scout plane davits replaced by periscopes; open-air bridge; V-8 diesel propulsion system; and as a final cost cutting measure, harpoons in lieu of anchors.
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Winter Solstice didn't bother me as much when I lived in Hawai'i.
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I used to, too, when I lived up there and cursed Daylight Savings for being absolutely pointless above the 45th parallel.
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Smoke, sans mirrors.
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ya know, I bet they were 'stollen' by that 'AI/3TLAS'.
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Capricorn? Pisces!

Potato, patate
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ewwww!
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
WAPO grows more like a repurposed Mirror-Examiner with fewer typos.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
🤣🙃
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fuzzy blankie.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ya can't lose with the little black rectangle!
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Has anyone referred AG to DHS for crimes yet?
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die." - Tom Wolfe, 1979
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh, I hardly believe we're learning anything. We're receiving affirmation of what we knew in our hearts was the truth.
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Loan 'Ranger
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
$150K for a 1% disability? Ree-dickle-less!
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Act of War? Only if you can read and know stuff.
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yes, please, immediately!
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
THIS calls for a hymn: Eff Him, in the heart, no salve!
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That's some wonderful news! I remember when there were only a few hopeful pairs.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ain't no denying, that former Marine is lying. How on Earth did he get a job????
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nope!
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"...bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling for you, but not for me"
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
B'lieve someone has misspelled Miller once again, repeatedly. HINT: It doesn't begin with 't' and end with 'Rump'.
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM