m51317.bsky.social
@m51317.bsky.social
Caveat up front, I am just a nerdy fan, not a true analyst.

About 10 yrs ago, I did my best to project for the rest of Bonds's career assuming typical age-related decline after '98. If I recall, I even had him retiring earlier (after like '05 or something). He still ended up like 8th best all time.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
All while wearing a fully licensed team-themed bib that cost $69.95, of course
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
But not, of course, until after the changeling had managed to perform insanely intricate life-saving brain surgery on him a few episodes prior.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yes, and the 49ers will trade him for a 3rd round pick that they will use on a running back
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He was the best player in the NL in 1998, too, but he wasn't going to win over McGwire 70 in that era no matter what.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
No Enterpise ever looked better than the refit in TMP. Evidently one guy spent the better part of 6 months straight painting the model

They built a giant new instrument called "the beam" for the score - it's basically a mounted 20-something foot cable struck by a giant mallet. You know - THAT sound
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
So much Trek world building in III. I've come to really love it in recent years.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I still vividly remember the Dodgers announcing on my birthday in 2014 that they had hired Andrew Friedman and thinking "this is the Giants' last shot until at least 2035. They'd better get this done."
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Crawford threw 87+ mph flat footed and almost entirely with his upper body on the Panik-Crawford double play earlier that game. He would have absolutely assassinated Gordon at the plate on a relay.
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Best cold open ever.
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's even formatted properly for seeding
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Shades of Patrick Willis running down Sean Morey
September 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Your fault and you know it
September 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Banger
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And the fish in the sky, and the big... monkey pie
September 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
1 more FG miss in a little over half the attempts 😬
September 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I read that one as a kid. Iirc, this cover was the main reason I bought the book.
September 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ooh, do charter schools next
September 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
And I meant for an entire month of September. The final month always narrowed focus to divisional opponents, but never quite like this. The Cards are theoretically a good out of division team for the Giants to face down the stretch given all their playoff history.
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It was often kinda like this with the unbalanced schedule, though I'm not sure it was ever literally just 4 teams for an entire month.
September 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ah yes, Jeff Kent-replacement Edgardo Alfonso.
September 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
kobayashi maru any %
August 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM